Blaise      Practice makes perfect.
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DerangedGoblin      That is the most uncomfortable thing I have ever watched. Not the attack, just that man...
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Camonk      I know it's practice and all, but it's still less 'ouch my balls' and more 'huh you seem to be reaching for my balls, pardon ME!'
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fluffy      The sea's testicles?
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revdrew      Needs porno music.
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DerangedGoblin I want what porn you watch.
You watch the most triumphant porn ever.
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SecretJunk      This is how I spoon too
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TheDevilsDictionary      In an old self defense manual of my Mom's, they always referred to the male junk as the "computer". This always seemed odd to me.
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Cube It's funny because a computer is sort of like an electronic brain. And all men have their brains in their genitalia!
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Syd Midnight This is bullshit. It seems so easy when you plan it out, but in a real fight it's not like your dreams. I got into a fight in jail, and the sad truth is that a big burly guy may have tiny shrunken balls. My whole fight strategy was "kick the nuts" and when that didn't work because his balls weren't there I got punched hard in the face and knocked out.
Lemme tell you, a hard punch in the face is a better all around strategy. Do that lots in your next fantasy pretend fight, I sure do. Failing that, take the fight to the ground, you'll already be there so may as well.
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