Practice makes perfect.
That is the most uncomfortable thing I have ever watched. Not the attack, just that man...
I know it's practice and all, but it's still less 'ouch my balls' and more 'huh you seem to be reaching for my balls, pardon ME!'
The sea's testicles?
Needs porno music.
I want what porn you watch.
You watch the most triumphant porn ever.
This is how I spoon too
In an old self defense manual of my Mom's, they always referred to the male junk as the "computer". This always seemed odd to me.
It's funny because a computer is sort of like an electronic brain. And all men have their brains in their genitalia!
|Syd Midnight |
This is bullshit. It seems so easy when you plan it out, but in a real fight it's not like your dreams. I got into a fight in jail, and the sad truth is that a big burly guy may have tiny shrunken balls. My whole fight strategy was "kick the nuts" and when that didn't work because his balls weren't there I got punched hard in the face and knocked out.
Lemme tell you, a hard punch in the face is a better all around strategy. Do that lots in your next fantasy pretend fight, I sure do. Failing that, take the fight to the ground, you'll already be there so may as well.
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