TeenerTot
So much here...but I think the drinking butter part is best. Who knew Paula deen was superhuman?
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boba. 
best video on this site in like a year
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Lurchi
He can break fruit machines with his eyeballs!
No problems, no beatings?
(laughter)
melted butter and raw mutton
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dancingshadow
His horsepower level is over 9000!!!
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Goethe and ernie
"Is this acceptable... Are they capable of...?"
You subtitled exactly what I was thinking, fella.
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Goethe and ernie Also, the way he says "Who would I lift rocks for?" like it's some zen koan and he's TOTALLY BLOWING YOUR MIND. Also, the way she reacts, as if her mind has well and truly been BLOWN.
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socialist_hentai
...... ok I'm speechless....
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Smellvin
This made me think of the South Park episode on Scientology. I just wanted there to be some text at the bottom of the screen that read: *THIS IS WHAT ARABS ACTUALLY BELIEVE*
... unless of course that was all just humorously subtitled and they weren't talking about anything even close to what the subtitles indicated.
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heyitslozeau
FAKE
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Sean Robinson
Too bad for work.
Too bad for jail.
Too bad for war.
A fat schizophrenic IS
EGYPTIAN HULK-HE
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j lzrd / swift idiot
GODS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER!!
GODS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER!!
GODS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER!!
GODS CHI ENERGY AMAZING POWER!!
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Killer Joe
I will kidnap his wives to release the hidden energy burst, and bring about the END OF EGYPT!
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Dr Dim
This guy's doctor gives the best notes.
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Anonymous
C'mon guys, he's just Wilt Chamberlain in a fat suit.
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Bebido
Too cool for school.
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Rudy
Great. Now I feel bad because he is strong.
And I...
I am not.
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lucienpsinger
Unemployed tubbo chugs butter, gets stronger.
Science!
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athodyd
That is a hot anchorlady who probably gets a zillion death threats a day.
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blood_visions
why isn't this man fighting crime on the streets of cairo?
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citrusmirakel
"You have sex with your wives 15 times?"
"Yes."
"How is this possible?"
"There is no god but Allah. And Mohammed is his prophet."
"Yes. Allah be praised."
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dead_cat
The question remains: how many of his 28 wives did he tear apart during sex?
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phalsebob
If he's so strong, why doesn't he crush israeli soldiers between his ear and his skull? He could crush them two at a time, and then ruin their Jew-money with his eyelids.
Oh yea... he's to strong to be in the army, he might hurt someone.
Do you think Pat Robertson is stronger?
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Bozo
Grade A crazy.
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Bort
I would have loved to see them interview Rudy Ray Moore. "Now, is it true that you've been bitten by rattlesnakes and the venom did not harm you?" "Yes, in fact it was the snakes that died from biting me."
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kennydra
Reading the comments I thought you guys were exaggerating to humorous effect, but almost every comment was a direct quote or transcription.
Fucking amazing.
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