|SolRo - 2008-12-07 |
I didn't watch this, but i know it deserves one star for
a) 'pro' wrestling
b) mark likes it
Jesus Solro we all know you're boring and worthless, but do you have to actually utterly defeat the point of a video site?
Still, -1 star because I mean obviously should be "slaps some Japs" since Cena caps on both of them, and uh, IT RHYMES. -1 another because this isn't a rap. It's sort of insulting in verse, but that's not battle rapping. +1 for real USA, though.
|Stog - 2008-12-07 |
JOHHHHN SHEENA YOU ARE ABOU TO GET SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRVED
I don't know what to rate this. But I can take off points for no facesitting on Cena_mark's face!
|OxygenThief - 2008-12-07 |
He Creates Rhymes For Kids!
He used to be kind of okay, but then one of the backstage stooges insisted on writing his lyrics instead (Pat Patterson, I believe), and they suddenly turned into really worky crap like this.
|halon - 2008-12-07 |
needs a white people tag. hip hop tag should be removed.
|mouser - 2008-12-07 |
1. Because giving it less wouldn't have an impact.
|SDAusmus - 2008-12-07 |
Cena should know better than to break Pro Wrestling Rap Battle Rule #1: Don't publicly embarrass a guy who has killed someone in the ring.
|Cena_mark - 2008-12-07 |
5 stars alone for the "face face" comment. "CHAIN GANG UP IN HERE!!!"
Kenzo gets some props for trying, but he can't handle a mic technician like Cena. I know some of you think this slow rhyme style isn't really hip hop, but he does it like that so the crowd can cheer in between verses. This isn't a club, its a major arena, but Cena can lay it down for real.
I'm guessing its because he needs time to read out the phonetically spelled cue-cards.
You keep talking as if this were real, as if the outcome of any of this was even remotely related to 'skillz'.
Minus three for a racist angle where a white guy appropriates black culture and makes homophobic comments. Minus one for five-starring your own video.
|YakooMarkTwo - 2008-12-07 |
Pretty painful, but you have to respect this video's ability to serve its function of bringing attention to the fact that professional wrestling is a forum in which one man can be applauded for threatening to ejaculate on the face of his rival's girlfriend.
Its a battle rap. That means all kinds of trash talking takes place. Kenzo wasn't too good at rapping, so he kinda got owned.
|KnowFuture - 2008-12-27 |
you like wrestling
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