Cena and Kenzo Suzuki in a battle rap

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Comment count is 16

SolRo

- 2008-12-07

I didn't watch this, but i know it deserves one star for

a) 'pro' wrestling

b) mark likes it

Lauritz Melchior

- 2008-12-07

Five stars for "Real America"

Camonk

- 2008-12-07

Jesus Solro we all know you're boring and worthless, but do you have to actually utterly defeat the point of a video site?

Still, -1 star because I mean obviously should be "slaps some Japs" since Cena caps on both of them, and uh, IT RHYMES. -1 another because this isn't a rap. It's sort of insulting in verse, but that's not battle rapping. +1 for real USA, though.

Stog

- 2008-12-07

JOHHHHN SHEENA YOU ARE ABOU TO GET SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRVED

I don't know what to rate this. But I can take off points for no facesitting on Cena_mark's face!

OxygenThief - 2008-12-07

He Creates Rhymes For Kids!

Hooker

- 2008-12-07

He used to be kind of okay, but then one of the backstage stooges insisted on writing his lyrics instead (Pat Patterson, I believe), and they suddenly turned into really worky crap like this.

halon

- 2008-12-07

needs a white people tag. hip hop tag should be removed.

mouser

- 2008-12-07

1. Because giving it less wouldn't have an impact.

SDAusmus

- 2008-12-07

Cena should know better than to break Pro Wrestling Rap Battle Rule #1: Don't publicly embarrass a guy who has killed someone in the ring.

Cena_mark

- 2008-12-07

5 stars alone for the "face face" comment. "CHAIN GANG UP IN HERE!!!"
Kenzo gets some props for trying, but he can't handle a mic technician like Cena. I know some of you think this slow rhyme style isn't really hip hop, but he does it like that so the crowd can cheer in between verses. This isn't a club, its a major arena, but Cena can lay it down for real.

Cena_mark - 2008-12-07

I meant "white face"

IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-14

I'm guessing its because he needs time to read out the phonetically spelled cue-cards.

You keep talking as if this were real, as if the outcome of any of this was even remotely related to 'skillz'.

MongoMcMichael

- 2009-07-22

Minus three for a racist angle where a white guy appropriates black culture and makes homophobic comments. Minus one for five-starring your own video.

YakooMarkTwo

- 2008-12-07

Pretty painful, but you have to respect this video's ability to serve its function of bringing attention to the fact that professional wrestling is a forum in which one man can be applauded for threatening to ejaculate on the face of his rival's girlfriend.

Cena_mark - 2008-12-07

Its a battle rap. That means all kinds of trash talking takes place. Kenzo wasn't too good at rapping, so he kinda got owned.

KnowFuture - 2008-12-27

you like wrestling

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