MAYBE THERE IS A SWITCH IN ONE OF THE ROOMS
REMIND ME TO CHECK
THIS IS EXPOSITION, BY THE WAY
I HOPE THIS SOLUTION TO THE PUZZLE ISNT TOO OPAQUE OR DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO INTERPRET
ps why are you playing this
every time i see this i can't help but think of the two dudes that did this for real "remiind me to check!" long pause
|Caminante Nocturno |
What always pissed me off that the Mario games on the Nintendo.
Mario and Luigi walk like they are wearing shit-filled diapers.
|Beyonce Knowles |
Wait where's the fucking ending? I was never able to beat Wendy's final stage, so I never got to see it.
Don't tell me the credits was the ending.
(This game was actually moderately fun.)
"You know what they say; all toasters, toast toast!"
That's not how those boxes work!
I like how the tree and the hotel stretch and skew in size like Superjail.
When you pinch her pennies?! Oh Jesus, did they molest Wendy? Is that why she's not personally in the cutscenes, because she's now a victim of a horrible sex crime and her identity has to be protected?
"Remember, where there's smoke... uh... LINE"
We may never realize the full extent of damage caused by the violent ripping open of new portals into heretofore unknown dimensions of Suck upon this game's release.
I like how they about halfway through, they give up on coming up with reasons why the Princess keeps needing to be rescued and just have her vanish into thin air.
Me and my family were tired from having to drive across the Mushroom Kingdom all day to visit our family in pipe land when we saw this nice looking hotel ran by one of the Koopas. The rooms were spacious and the beds were extremely comfortable.
However, about 2AM in the morning, two Italian guys storm in looking for some woman (who I can only assume is their prostitute since they looked like pimps). They start banging on walls and making all kinds of noise when the manager of the hotel storms out. We were left in the rooms as the walls crumbled to the ground around us.
I would have given this hotel a higher rating, but as it no longer exists I can only give it one star. If you're near the Forest of Illusion, just stay at the Hilton.
|Billy the Poet |
Fuck you and fuck spaghetti.
I want to hear this version of the Mario voice say something along the lines of YAHOOOO EETSA ME, SUPA MADIO SUN-SHINE, YIPEE!!!
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