"In New York City, body parts of men are showing up in the Hudson River. Police think it is the work of a serial killer who is picking up gay men at bars and then raping them and mutilating their bodies. Gay actor Jim White was filmed in his best designer Italian boots in many scenes."
Hooker My all-time favourite was the entry for the Spy Hunter film which, for the longest period of time, just say "the Rock hunts bad guy spies."
j lzrd / swift idiot Everyone wants a large black man in a cowbot hat and boots and a jockstrap who will bitchslap a motherfucker when you let him out of his magical badass closet of gayness.
EVERYONE.
Caminante Nocturno Sure, they're cute when they're young, but they're a Hell of a handful when they're grown up. Having one is a big responsibility, you know.
Syd Midnight Props to LauraannMkIII who mentions that this happens with no context whatsoever. It's just a totally random event. That makes it extra special.