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Category:Stunts, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:vending machine, kick, CHiPs, jump kick, what could possibly go wrong?
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Date:12/02/08
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Comment count is 31
baleen

I'm thinking they cut it when his foot started bleeding profusely and they were mobbed by security.
Spoonybard
-2 stars for putting down the camera out of concern of his friend and failing to capture the aftermath.
major-_-turnon
This, and I refuse to believe that anyone is actually named Angus

Jefka
I'd like to think he put down the camera to make a quick escape from the scene.

Desidiosus
I'd like to think flying glass ripped his head open.

kennydra
I went to college with a guy named Angus.

Cleaner82
It's harder to loot dozens of snacks while you're holding a camera.

Aelric
I've known three Angus' (Angi?). It's not that uncommon, it's just that some take their middle name instead.

simon666
kennydra apparently went to Bovine University

mon666ster
I agree with the -2 for failing to capture the aftermath, but add +1 simply for uploading video of petty crime to the internet.

Harold Manchester
I like to think that the machine exploded and demolished the foundation of the entire building, killing most instantly and trapping the rest in a hellish inferno of rubble, puncuated only by the anguished screams of those they care for.

Or that he got his chips and made a quick getaway. Seriously fuck those machines.

Camonk
MacGuyver was named Angus, you guys.

Goethe and ernie
Where's the "DUDE YOU OK"? A five-star reduced to a three-star by a simple schoolboy error.
Jeff Fries
Read above, technically this scenario does not fit that description

Jeff Fries
...LOSER

Aoi
Someone needs to upload the Simpsons Street Car of Desire episode, wherein Homer does more or less exactly this in the background in one scene. And link it to this with the vending machine and jump kick tags.
oddeye
After studying this video I will now become the most feared vending machine bandit in the northern hemisphere. Money, food and respect will no longer be an issue.

Thank you POE!
spin cycle kitty
My old high school put vending machines in narrow hallways precisely to prevent this.
chumbucket
chips for everybody!! thanks Angus!
DMKA
Wow, what pampered, yuppie ass town to these kids go to school in? All our vending machines had metal casing/bars around the front to prevent this.
oogaBooga
every town without vending machine bars is yuppie and pampered

of course

UnderANeonHalo
I know, needs a "suburban kids" tag or something.

simon666
is oogaBooga the Booga from DefCon?

DopeFiend
DMKA, you're a tough guy.

FISTFULLofSOUL
You have salt and vinegar hula hoops in th u.s?

I'm impressed.
Shion
We really need a "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" tag.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Stupidity is wasted on the young.
The Caffeine Kid
I helped shake a bunch of snacks out of a vending machine when I was in college. Then me and the guys went outside and flew a kite on the college green and ate our purloined snacks. Oh to be young again.
libby1217
swear, this just happened yesterday, i put in my 55 cents and my snack didn't fall...so i cursed it like i was there by myself...and another came up and said "that just happened to me yesterday"....but i was still pissed...so we both tried to shake the machine and nothing...she says "hold on, i'll get Bill"(maybe that's why my luck changed that his name was Bill)...He shook and shook.....but in the meantime the machine gave me back my 55 cents....it didn't know it gave me back my 5 cents i just started pushin' buttons and asking for my 55 cents....and low and behold there it was......now there's four bags hanging and three of us waiting to see who will win....Bill came in and shook and shook but to no avail....I said let me just try this 55 cents....i put the coins in while the three of us stand looking.....and slowly the rings were turning we were just breathless to see if it would fall.....it turned and turned and finally it stopped.... we retrieved 4 bags fore the price 1.....we congratulated ourselves in our victory and i shard those bags with my friends....but i often think about those who put in there 55 cents and got nothing...

allcaps
HIGH DRAMA

Harold Manchester
That's a truly amazing story.

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