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Comment count is 24
IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-03

He's dead wrong about it being a terrible game, but dead right about it being a huge disappointment and that you're better off just replaying the demo over and over.

I find it helps to play the demo, then drink until you blackout and forget it. Repeat 16 times and thats an improved experience to playing the whole game.

major-_-turnon - 2008-12-03

Exactly. If I can save anyone else from wasting their money on this game, my life will have served a purpose. So DONT DO IT.

I can go and talk to kids in classrooms like those dudes who drank so much their livers exploded

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-03

Hop to it shiteyes.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-12-03

Is that you, dear?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-12-03

Listening to it without the video, then with the video suggests he's not up to snuff, so minus one for that.

Hooker - 2008-12-03


oogaBooga - 2008-12-03

I dont like people who dont like games I kinda like.

RockBolt - 2008-12-03

Bullet kerplunk

chumbucket - 2008-12-03

after trying the demo like 3 times I wore myself out on the format and gameplay, glad I didn't buy it

Unsung - 2008-12-03

"Make sure to watch the trailer at the end of the video!"

Fuck that noise.

This game is awesome but not 60 dollars awesome. I`ll get it when the price drops.

Unsung - 2008-12-03

Also, spiritual 5 stars for saying the game is a step in the right direction in terms of doing new stuff even though he didn`t like it.

Syd Midnight - 2008-12-03

+5 for Jesus farting diamonds as his artistic representation of "a good combination". And holding a beer and a toilet brush for some reason, but hey, like that would detract from diamond-farting Jesus.

gambol - 2008-12-03

I'm glad that somebody agrees with me that basing a game about the absolute worst part of any other first-person game is a poor idea.

thebaronsdoctor - 2008-12-03

So he did

And then he ate his own shoooooooes.

coprolalia - 2008-12-03

He could stand to scale back on the fecal metaphors.

Archon - 2008-12-03

"...An eight hour fecal waterslide."

Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-03

I'm post-ZP now, he stopped being entertaining in March or something.

OxygenThief - 2009-02-07

You're post-fun and pre-douche.

RomancingTrain - 2008-12-03

The games are art crowd aren't going to like this.

Cleaner82 - 2008-12-03

Games endeavoring to be high art are held to a higher standard -- not only must they be meaningful in an artistic sense, but they still have to not suck.

UnderANeonHalo - 2008-12-03

After playing the demo a few times I too came to the conclusion that while a neat concept this game is going to bloooooooooooooooooooooow.

5 stars for urethral electrocution.

Knuckles - 2008-12-03

It's possible to do good platforming in an FPS, it's just extremely rare. See: Metroid Prime series.

Spider Jerusalem - 2008-12-03

Good review, but I wouldn't object if he cut down on the homophobic jokes. He probably doesn't intend them maliciously, but it's a bad example for an already extremely homophobic community.

(yes, yes, I know...)

Grace Mugabe - 2008-12-04


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