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Desc:essflawcondodgeckindesimudstorliketersockity
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:zero punctuation, Yahtzee, EA, Mirrors Edge, fecal waterslide
Submitted:Comeuppance
Date:12/03/08
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Comment count is 24
IrishWhiskey
He's dead wrong about it being a terrible game, but dead right about it being a huge disappointment and that you're better off just replaying the demo over and over.

I find it helps to play the demo, then drink until you blackout and forget it. Repeat 16 times and thats an improved experience to playing the whole game.
major-_-turnon
Exactly. If I can save anyone else from wasting their money on this game, my life will have served a purpose. So DONT DO IT.

I can go and talk to kids in classrooms like those dudes who drank so much their livers exploded

Caminante Nocturno
Hop to it shiteyes.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Is that you, dear?
j lzrd / swift idiot
Listening to it without the video, then with the video suggests he's not up to snuff, so minus one for that.
Hooker
WTF?

oogaBooga
I dont like people who dont like games I kinda like.
RockBolt
Bullet kerplunk
chumbucket
after trying the demo like 3 times I wore myself out on the format and gameplay, glad I didn't buy it
Unsung
"Make sure to watch the trailer at the end of the video!"

Fuck that noise.


This game is awesome but not 60 dollars awesome. I`ll get it when the price drops.
Unsung
Also, spiritual 5 stars for saying the game is a step in the right direction in terms of doing new stuff even though he didn`t like it.

Syd Midnight
+5 for Jesus farting diamonds as his artistic representation of "a good combination". And holding a beer and a toilet brush for some reason, but hey, like that would detract from diamond-farting Jesus.

gambol
I'm glad that somebody agrees with me that basing a game about the absolute worst part of any other first-person game is a poor idea.
thebaronsdoctor
So he did

And then he ate his own shoooooooes.
coprolalia
He could stand to scale back on the fecal metaphors.
Archon
"...An eight hour fecal waterslide."
Goethe and ernie
I'm post-ZP now, he stopped being entertaining in March or something.
OxygenThief
You're post-fun and pre-douche.

RomancingTrain
The games are art crowd aren't going to like this.
Cleaner82
Games endeavoring to be high art are held to a higher standard -- not only must they be meaningful in an artistic sense, but they still have to not suck.

UnderANeonHalo
After playing the demo a few times I too came to the conclusion that while a neat concept this game is going to bloooooooooooooooooooooow.

5 stars for urethral electrocution.
Knuckles
It's possible to do good platforming in an FPS, it's just extremely rare. See: Metroid Prime series.
Spider Jerusalem
Good review, but I wouldn't object if he cut down on the homophobic jokes. He probably doesn't intend them maliciously, but it's a bad example for an already extremely homophobic community.

(yes, yes, I know...)
Grace Mugabe
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