|IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-03 |
He's dead wrong about it being a terrible game, but dead right about it being a huge disappointment and that you're better off just replaying the demo over and over.
I find it helps to play the demo, then drink until you blackout and forget it. Repeat 16 times and thats an improved experience to playing the whole game.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-12-03 |
Hop to it shiteyes.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-12-03 |
Is that you, dear?
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-12-03 |
Listening to it without the video, then with the video suggests he's not up to snuff, so minus one for that.
|oogaBooga - 2008-12-03 |
I dont like people who dont like games I kinda like.
|RockBolt - 2008-12-03 |
|chumbucket - 2008-12-03 |
after trying the demo like 3 times I wore myself out on the format and gameplay, glad I didn't buy it
|Unsung - 2008-12-03 |
"Make sure to watch the trailer at the end of the video!"
Fuck that noise.
This game is awesome but not 60 dollars awesome. I`ll get it when the price drops.
Also, spiritual 5 stars for saying the game is a step in the right direction in terms of doing new stuff even though he didn`t like it.
|gambol - 2008-12-03 |
I'm glad that somebody agrees with me that basing a game about the absolute worst part of any other first-person game is a poor idea.
|thebaronsdoctor - 2008-12-03 |
So he did
And then he ate his own shoooooooes.
|coprolalia - 2008-12-03 |
He could stand to scale back on the fecal metaphors.
|Archon - 2008-12-03 |
"...An eight hour fecal waterslide."
|Goethe and ernie - 2008-12-03 |
I'm post-ZP now, he stopped being entertaining in March or something.
You're post-fun and pre-douche.
|RomancingTrain - 2008-12-03 |
The games are art crowd aren't going to like this.
|UnderANeonHalo - 2008-12-03 |
After playing the demo a few times I too came to the conclusion that while a neat concept this game is going to bloooooooooooooooooooooow.
5 stars for urethral electrocution.
|Knuckles - 2008-12-03 |
It's possible to do good platforming in an FPS, it's just extremely rare. See: Metroid Prime series.
|Spider Jerusalem - 2008-12-03 |
Good review, but I wouldn't object if he cut down on the homophobic jokes. He probably doesn't intend them maliciously, but it's a bad example for an already extremely homophobic community.
(yes, yes, I know...)
|Grace Mugabe - 2008-12-04 |
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