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Keeper mauled in anteater attack
From correspondents in Argentina
Reuters
April 12, 2007

AN anteater has attacked a young zookeeper in Argentina, ripping open the woman's abdomen and legs with its long claws and leaving her in critical condition, a doctor has said.

The female anteater apparently attacked her keeper at a Buenos Aires-area zoo because she thought her offspring were under threat.

The unusual attack damaged the zookeeper's stomach, liver and lungs, said Jose Potito, director of the hospital where the woman was being treated.

foopants
But he just wants a hug!

blase
That'd be a giant anteater, which can weigh up to 80 lbs... this is a much smaller subspecies.

baleen

I'm pretty sure this lil' guy could rip your face off.

oogaBooga
She was injured because she is a woman. A man would have broken it's spine and made a fur coat by the time the paramedics arrived.

baleen

This becomes funnier if you imagine him going "Ayyyyyy."

foopants
Oh shit sorry dude. You said it first.

StanleyPain
DUPE COMMENT...

Hooker
He just wants a hug.

UnderANeonHalo
That'd make me think twice about getting near it.

Chalkdust
please stop posting this one every video

Sudan no1
this is a deleted scene from 'cruising'