P.S. The last part needs a mushroom and a snake.
Awwww, leave the little guy alone. That's as big as he can make himself look!
Keeper mauled in anteater attack
From correspondents in Argentina
April 12, 2007
AN anteater has attacked a young zookeeper in Argentina, ripping open the woman's abdomen and legs with its long claws and leaving her in critical condition, a doctor has said.
The female anteater apparently attacked her keeper at a Buenos Aires-area zoo because she thought her offspring were under threat.
The unusual attack damaged the zookeeper's stomach, liver and lungs, said Jose Potito, director of the hospital where the woman was being treated.
That'd be a giant anteater, which can weigh up to 80 lbs... this is a much smaller subspecies.
I'm pretty sure this lil' guy could rip your face off.
He just wants a hug.
Oh shit sorry dude. You said it first.
I think he's lying about how big that fish was.
These things have claws. The last thing I'd want is for it to dig it's claws in my buttocks while is "looks for ants".
I'm a bear! Watch out! I'll... you know... mess you up. Please believe me and leave. C'mon, please be intimidated?
RUB MY NIPPLES
A wild tamandua appears!
you can own these in Oregon?
is he wearing a leather vest?
woah people!! don't come any closer! fucking WOAH!!!
what, are you too cool to call it an anteater?
|Spastic Avenger |
NEEEEEOOOWWWWW DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
First animal I've seen that likes playing Fighter Planes.
IF YOU DON'T FUCK OFF I'M GOING TO HUG THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU
WHAT THE FUCK BOY YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME
I'M A FUCKIN' TAMANDUA, I'LL FUCK YOU UP
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
|Binro the Heretic |
He should be wearing a little trenchcoat.
So what does the attack mode look like?
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
The guy popping in at :38 scared the fuck out of me. He looks Photoshopped.
|Plan B |
I want one! I will name him Trumpy.
|Caminante Nocturno |
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
Watch out - they know Drunken Boxing.
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