Nurse: That's a beautiful baby boy you have there, what would you like to name him?
New Mother: Tyler.
Nurse: Alright, and how do you want to spell that?
New Mother: Tyler. T-Y... .... R-O-N-E! Tyler!
That's the kind of scorn you can only work up if you went into the law hoping to make a real difference in your community and ended up having to deal with ten different spellings of Antwan per day.