is it a competition among black folk to have the most retarded names for their "children"?

The only racist joke I ever laughed at follows:

Nurse: That's a beautiful baby boy you have there, what would you like to name him?
New Mother: Tyler.
Nurse: Alright, and how do you want to spell that?
New Mother: Tyler. T-Y... .... R-O-N-E! Tyler!

She sure got a lot of mileage out of the letters D I O and N.

I can't tell if she's acting proud over the names themselves or the fact that she can remember them.

That's the kind of scorn you can only work up if you went into the law hoping to make a real difference in your community and ended up having to deal with ten different spellings of Antwan per day.

So is that guy proud because he's Dion or because he believes he has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is a bad babby namer?

Wait, how many different children was that?

Oh dear.

for the first time I realize I miss not having a 9-5 job; between Maury Povich and Divorce Court, my afternoons were well spent

Thank god there aren't any Final Fantasy 7 characters with "dion" in their names.

even she realizes how ridiculous those names are

The judge's reaction to this is perfect. ARGGGHHH