shake dat ass bitches
I was gonna give that four stars, but the "flame retarded" tag earned it a fifth.
Can we get some spirited banjo music please?
I was thinking Nelly's "Hot in Herre" but I'd rather the kid keep his clothes on.
How is this not a dupe already
|Lauritz Melchior |
His frantic and ineffective flapping and flailing makes this five stars.
|Busby Berkeley |
Roll, Dick, roll.
Five stars for the fact that he does it on purpose and then seems somehow surprised that it happened.
My original description was "why are they always surprised?" but I figured that the video speaks for itself.
I think your lower brain is like, "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! I go idle for FIVE seconds and you're on fire!"
|a flaming monkey |
Are you ready to rock???!!!
I'd hate to see what his penis now looks like.
Why does no one ever tell me when self-immolation week is starting
If it gets him exercising, I'm all for it.
|Jaguar Wong |
It's no banana suit.
Has a stunt like this ever not ended in abject failure?
What the HELL kid I mean JESUS your balls are RIGHT THERE! Don't put fire right near your balls! JESUS! You know how much it hurts when like a tennis ball hits 'em? Think how much three years of skin grafts will hurt! FUCK!
Obvious, but still: Needs Yakety Sax.
|Jeff Fries |
That was a dance he did there
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I don't understand. Look, about ten years ago, I was insanely high. Completely out of my mind. I had some 90% isopropyl and a lighter. And I wondered if I should try the old "light your hand on fire" trick. I looked at the lighter and thought, "No, that's totally insane - you're high and alone." So I went for a walk instead. I just don't get it; I'm not a smart guy, and yet I can make better decisions on drugs than other people manage while apparently sober. How do they dress themselves? How do they eat? Are they allowed to vote?
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