I dunnoooo... is broccoli good for kitty? I would think a cat's diet is healthiest when they're lapping up the blood of their fallen enemies, and it goes downhill from there.
im pretty sure me at my most misanthropic is having to listen to cat owners while their cats do cute things. LOOK WE KNOW ITS CUTE, WE HAVE FUCKING EYES, SHUT UP SO I CAN HEAR THE KITTY NOISES
Everyone knows cats are contrary by nature. What they don't know is that sometimes it runs so deep that they'll actually become vegans, just to piss off other cats.