Just skip to 5:00 and die from the 80's overdose.
-1 star because this movie exists.
|Dr. Venkman |
wow that is the gayest gangleader ever, straight up condensed 80s cheese. also that thing in the yellow appears to have escaped from some nearby zoo along with a guido to boot, of the two she appears to have the more advance verbal skills, which isnt saying much really...
|Caminante Nocturno |
A gang that shakes down ten-year-olds for money? That's the kind of thing other gangs would destroy on basic principle. Other street gangs would put their differences aside long enough to wipe these guys out.
They wouldn't even kill these guys, they would just beat them up and laugh at them.
And steal their purple socks.
|King of Balls |
What an interesting premise for a film! Fuck.
"If I catch anyone up here, I'll be surprised." What?
apparently nothing can be entertaining enough until you make a movie about it. And 80's gangs require:
- something in animal print
- arm bands
- leather jackets
- fingerless gloves
- big hair
It takes a lot of 10-year-old's money to keep the ladies in tiger-striped satin and pastel polyester.
Is it wrong to think the two gang guys were cute? I bet they were both gay, and they made out with each other when the girls were off teasing their hair.
I bet it was really hot too.
I remember thinking this was stupid when I was a kid and I liked garbage pail kids.
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