|Dr. Venkman |
someone let the dead get in!
|Syd Midnight |
STOP HITTING YOURSELF
|Herr Matthias |
Stop hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself! Why are you hitting yourself?
...and apparently someone else had the same reaction and posted it at the same time
That is a neat trick, but you can't play it at Jimmy's birthday party because he is retarded and he might start punching holes in the doors again.
The part where the guy drags himself up and along the door with his horrifying flailing really makes it.
the best is when this happens with the individual gory body parts in fallout 3
+1 star for the loading screen. I know a guy named Weasel who works down at Guitar Center who's an Expert of Blunt.
Then you better tell him he can perform a backwards power attack with a chance of knocking opponents down.
The power of CHRIST comPELS you!
Once, my roommate called me in while playing Oblivion.
He had just killed a small goblin in a doorway, and this was happening, except instead of just twitching, it was literally ricocheting off of the bottom, sides, and top of the doorframe with an outrageous amount of force and violence, probably the maximum that the game allows.
We just sat and cackled at it for around 10 minutes before any of us could say anything.
The ability to rape physics is what makes this engine so great.
Speaking of rape physics, you can grab individual limbs and pose nude ragdoll corpses after a battle. I heard that somewhere.
Actually it gets real old, after a few hundred floppy green troll dongs you just start leaving the armor on them.
I posed all of my noteworthy kills. Setting up crimes scenes is one of my favorite things to do in oblivion and fallout 3.
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