coprolalia So the hero is an annoying S&M librarian?
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takewithfood      If this was anyone but Platinum Games, I'd ignore Bayonetta entirely.
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Camonk    This might be more interesting if Devil May Cry 4's interface hadn't been crafted explicitly to be fucking awful.
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oogaBooga    Pomp sans grandeur
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Cleaner82      sdalgfgsdfvgfdalfkfanvarvodfbhl;kdsf;jasdjkfskdlfj
^---- I saw more or less the visual equivalent of that.
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Emcee      Better quality trailer here (click watch in high quality):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXNd_uQyTyQ
I think it's very important for everyone to know that her four guns are named (there are two on her shoes), and they are Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme, and together they are called the Scarborough Faire.
I am honestly not making that up.
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Hooper_X      OK, someone already made the Sarah Palin joke, and the "utterly fucking incomprehensible" joke, so let me run down my checklist here...
let's see...
ah, yes.
Ahem.
OH, JAPAN.
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Hooper_X seriously, though - the combination of the music and the visuals and the dialog basically made for a sort of blurry noise soup. All I took away from this was "It's insanely Japanese and Sarah Palin Sex Kitten shoots people with her feet."
I guess I could do a POEBOT 5000 bit with the novelty tag "SFW Fetish Week" but eh. I'm just overwhelmed and confused.
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Cleaner82 I see stuff like this and die a little inside, because you have to realize how dispassionate it really is. Sex sex leather guns sex EXPLOSION sex guns shooting shooting bootguns shooting EXPLOSION $$$$$.
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Cleaner82 Though in this case we're talking maybe $$, or $$$ at MOST.
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Lindner I love Devil May Cry. I love Clover. What could possibly go wrong?
... oh. This.
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Lindner I'm still going to buy it, mind you. And play the shit out of it. But I'll hate myself for it, I assure you.
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Unsung      Needs the "trying too hard" tag.
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Cleaner82 I should add that honestly, I like the idea of gun heels. But they took it and ran with it -- off the field. In the wrong direction.
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King of Balls   Games as art. +1 for pure density of Japanese cliché.
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Caminante Nocturno     I've seen gun heels done before in a manga that took place in the Old West and was exactly as historically accurate as you'd expect.
This was still fun to watch.
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