Monchiles Monchiles
I disagree. I awoke last night sensing that something in the hopper required my positive vote or else this site would be deprived of this glorious victory.

baleen

My research clearly demonstrates that this is a hopper gain, making your research seem puny, irrelevant, and lonely by comparison.

Dib
No, the day that Cena Mark can't get one of these videos posted on his favored poetv, is the day we all win. You fuckers just can't recognize this.

baleen

cena mark is telling the epic tale of how he started a war on wrestling forums, and so that's why he came here, that is a beautiful thing.

AND YES CENA MARK I HAPPEN TO HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS WHO PAINT MY FACE

Helena Handbasket
Baleen I would totally paint your face for you, we don't even have to be friends.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Yeah, really. NICE TRY, BALEEN

wtf japan
You know, baleen, you've worked so damn hard on this guy, I'm gonna give him honorary actuality. Cena's real to me, DAMMIT!

Keefu
This isn't baleen, you fools, you FOOOOOOLS.

kingarthur
Why is that? Can't we get a liberal answer to shitheads like Limbaugh and Malkin?

Jeff Fries
I don't know what you mean by "we" but the answer is that people on the left are generally too busy keeping it real to have 1) a sense of humor or 2) independent thoughts.

Stopheles
The wrong side of history, indeed.

phalsebob
He's an exhibit that comes to us. I think he's sincere as well. That or a very high effort troll, which is almost as good.

He'll never out do Moulton though.

Dinkin Flicka
Cena_marxists, if I may?

Keefu
Yeah, at this point I have my honest suspicious that cena_mark might be real.

Lurchi
You need to make some videos now, lizard.

Pie Boy
I've always thought of Lizard as some kind of unthinkable shapeshifting monster who would be difficult to catch on film.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Lurchi, you hate me, and plus, I'd never look at a camera with a digital film storage device anymore without pulling my Skully/Ski-mask over AT LEAST my eyes and the nose tip all bandito style.

However, I emplore you, do continue to wish for Lzrd Of The J videos, and hold your breath while you're at it. (fucking asshole jerk never liked my music videos)