Feckin Bird. He's just messing with Johnny!

I once met an elderly, somewhat senile drag queen who outta nowhere said "Myna birds can shit sideways. They wait till ya walk past and nail ya."

I had more or less forgotten that until today.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

This is good, but I mostly want to comment that Johnny Carson looked like dangerous creep while he was in the process of going gray.

This clip is 80 times better than the movie Paulie.

That myna bird needs a show of its own (if it is still alive, which it is probably not)

That bird is completely blowing up his spot. But he's such a pro, he just goes with it.

unfortunately, the bird was not offered Johnny's spot so instead we had to suffer years of Leno

"Laura? Laaaaura?"

"How does the wolf go?"

"[WOLF-WHISTLE!]"

"[Johnny looks around, as he was not the perpetraitor of this indiscretion!]"




CLASSIC!!!!