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Desc:is it bad that I KIND OF agree with him?
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:final fantasy, BigAl2k6, uber nerd mode
Submitted:heyitslozeau
Date:12/18/08
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KnowFuture
Moogle...DAAAGH!!!
a flaming monkey
I wouldn't say it's bad that you agree with him. It's probably bad if you actually care what he thinks.

I hate it when people say something like: "If you don't like the video DON'T WATCH IT LOLZ".
How can you tell if you don't like it if you don't watch it?
Hooker
What a hambeast. I love the farmer's tan, which I assume he got from leaving the drapes open. He looks cocaine white under the sleeve of his shirt there.
wtf japan
This man is not a hambeast, he is a butter golem. These are gender specific terms.

Dib
His opinions and 'novelty ideas' are SO catastrophically iconoclastic that they warrant a disclaimer. He's SUPER SERIOUS here, people.

Anyway, you're all stronger people than myself, I couldn't make it past hambeast+Pacman shirt and PIZZA POWER! That said, Final Fantasy VII really is a terrible game so I'm assuming the remaining 7:40 are just fluff.
Camonk
This is one of the absolute most worthless people in the entire world. I don't blame you for not being able to make it through. He makes me so mad that I have to watch the whole thing.

I also love how he's ranting about fans who only talk about one game, and then spends the whole time referencing one single game as a counterexample.

Dib
Yeah, gave it another shot. Skipped the intro this time, happened to land on the part where he wipes his nose on his bare arm. So evidently there is a lot more going on here than just a dumb critique: he's at home, conceivably near tissue of some variety. This is being recorded to be uploaded at a later time, and STILL--he wipes his nose on his bare arm.

Then he proceeds to tote Chrono Trigger as a contrary example when arguing against overrated games? I wish the title/description did more to make it clear that this was anti FFVII _and_ pro Chrono Trigger, then I might have been more interested from the start.

Otherwise, his inarticulate ravings grate my ears, the same way the posts made by guys exactly like him bleed my eyes across any number of video game forums. That led me to drown out for a bit, until he started flailing his arms and something about Voltron. Fantastic.

pastorofmuppets
At least he didn't start picking it this time. Then again, he might since I couldn't make it through either. Seeing the poptart filling slosh around in those forearms, and that voice...keeeerist.

fourthguy
FF7 has accumulated a lot of horrible people for fans, but it was pretty awesome for its time. I honestly don't think the hype is completely unwarranted.
Nikon
I agree. It's my favorite FF game (other than FF Tactics) and I remember how it was just a joy to play back in the 90's.

Cena_mark
This guy needs to wipe his nose and take care of his other hygienic needs before doing a video.
Ghoul
Where's the Assburgers tag?
FireVampire
My favorite parts are the cuts every 30 seconds so that he can reference his notes on his computer.
Hooker
My favourite part is where he moves around a bit and then labours to catch his breath.

CharlesSmith
Is someone really sitting through all of these, or are we all just seeing Big Al and 5 starring the videos without watching them?

If there is, this person should make some transcripts.
remag2117
His presentation is bad enough as it is, but I was shocked to discover how terribly misinformed his rant is.

Chrono and Ayla are probably the two least developed characters in Chrono Trigger. If you're going to have cameos from that game in future titles, at least have characters like Lucca, Magus, or heck, even Robo. And FF7 did some remarkable things with presentation and cinematics for its time that this gentlemen doesn't even address.

I feel somewhat ashamed that my nerd credentials surpass his own.
Dib
This has been my contention for years: Chrono is possibly the most ineffectual and irrelevant protagonist to an RPG.

Who invented the transportation machine? Lucca.
Who discovered the time travel portal? Nadia.
Who engineered a way to manipulate the phenomenon? Lucca.
Who was the legendary hero that would deliver peace to the middle ages? Glenn.
Who was the one with an actual vendetta against Lavos and was working to stop it from the beginning? Magus.
Who was fighting for the evolution of the species back when it mattered? Ayla.

And it goes on like that through the entire game. Even Robo manages to replant a forest. Chrono's sole talent is his ability to swing a weapon, and everybody else can do that anyway. His one achievement in the entire story is getting pwned by Lavos and everybody feels bad for some reason. Otherwise, he's singularly useless.


pastorofmuppets
Chrono is 99% hair. Frog is the real hero.

pastorofmuppets
* crono, whoops

Dib
It's been negative double digit weather here, why do you think I play video games in the first place?

Quad9Damage
I'm going to disagree with you on Crono's overall ineffectiveness, Dib. He did contribute a bit.

Who decided to go after Nadia after she got sent back through time? Crono.
Who saved Nadia after she was wiped out of existence? Crono (and Frog and Lucca, although Nadia gave Crono the credit.)
Who finished off the Dragon Tank? Crono.
Who resolved to save Schala and stop the evil queen's plans? Crono.
Who threw the knife that turned into the Masamune and stabbed the Mammon Machine? Crono.
Who was the last one standing after Lavos was summoned in the Ocean Palace? Crono. (Though he did die.)


heyitslozeau
for those who cant stand big al, fast forward to 4:48-6:07 for the meat and potatoes, especially for whatever the hell 5:37 is.
thebaronsdoctor
There are not enough people punching this douche.
klingerbgoode
look at the painting of his fat face hanging on the bedroom wall to the right
Caminante Nocturno
It's a painting of his ugly fat ass dressed like Lupin.

Caminante Nocturno
You are a worthless fat fuck and I want to haymaker you in the leaky sack of grease you claim is your face. I wish you were dead. Please fulfill my wish and kill yourself.

Now.
Jeff Fries
Al, do you know how much better life can be, and bigger the concerns that you can handle, if you just lose some weight and try new things? I can see the pain in your buttery eyes. You don't have to make the internet your own personal dungeon.
heyitslozeau
holy shit it's like a highschool in here.
Caminante Nocturno
Does that mean you're not going to the dance with me?

You slut.

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