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Dude it's broken
Oldie BUTT goody. Needs a "Retard" or equivalent tag.
Flat land, bored youth. This is the Midwest.
That ended the exact way you want every idiotic "stunt" video to end.
I was really hoping on some serious spinal injury... but I guess you take what you can get.
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Hilarious in concept, retarded in execution.
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The Big Lots initiation rites having been completed, the juvenile calls out for assistance. The other members of his tribe act derisively in response. The juvenile has met the criteria, but has not expected the pain to be as severe as it is. Later, when eating the customary dinner of ham and oreo pizza, he will regale his tribe with the story of his pain, and repeat it to anyone in the tribe, most of whom take such matters as proof of his membership. For now though, it's off to see the medicine men and women, who will see to it that his wounds are attended to. Following this will be admonition for his rites; this is both necessary and expected for the prevailing attitudes of the tribe are varied and ultimately complex.
Getting hit by anything at 75 mph will fuck you up. The boy got lucky at 55, but he just had to push it.
The camera guy really sucked. He should have just focused on the "ass" guy, instead of the cart. Because of his retarded work we don't see the him getting fucked up properly in the 75 video.
What the hell kind of sequence of events led these idiots to think this was something to do and/or a good idea?
I'm amazed that they managed to achieve the stunt. I wouldn't have thought propelling a shopping cart at those speeds could retain stability.
DUDE IT'S BROKEN CALL EMS PLEASE!
"DO NOT ATTEMPT!!" Yeeah, I think the bloody foot says everything.
But then again, people are really stupid.
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