chairsforcheap 
TELL your mother everything you've done sexually RIGHT NOW.
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libby1217
c,mon with these clips i work all night and sleep all day i don't get to see them......500 stars!!!
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Sudan no1
needs more pickle phobics
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thebaronsdoctor
Just once I want the daughter to actually be a very nice person whose reputation has been sullied by lies spread by peers. That or secretly a horse-pig who feeds on semen.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Can I get back my precious family heirloom?
(eye roll)
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Chancho
"Tell your mother everything you've done sexually. Tell her! Right now!"
Ewwwww
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themilkshark
"Did he give you any money?"
CREEP. Maury thinks she's worth 10 bucks.
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Geoff Marr
It's just baby fat.
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HarrietTubmanPI
I see. She flipped me off. That showed me.
Also, I'm pretty sure if the mothers weren't so sobby and grew a backbone they could put a stop to this.
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Man Who Fights Like Woman
Could maybe use the "Why the terrorists hate us" tag.
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GiantAtomicFreak
[Waking up at the crack of Dawn joke]
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mountain dew insimination
The fifth star is for the person shouting out "HAV'M ARRESTED" from the audience, which sparked a lengthy internal meditation on my part on the postmodern dimensions of using the Maury show both as means of entertainment and as a public forum of judgment. And for the strange nodding specter who appears around 2:30 and is never seen or explained again.
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TeenerTot
"I've slept with 15 guys. Sometimes for drugs."
"Can you get my ring back?"
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Shotgun Jackson
Dawn: I slept with a billion guys, I have aids and I know where your ring is...
Mom: WHERE IS MY RING!?!?!?!??!/
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Caminante Nocturno
I doubt Whiny Mom ever gets her ring back.
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