Just once I want the daughter to actually be a very nice person whose reputation has been sullied by lies spread by peers. That or secretly a horse-pig who feeds on semen.
The fifth star is for the person shouting out "HAV'M ARRESTED" from the audience, which sparked a lengthy internal meditation on my part on the postmodern dimensions of using the Maury show both as means of entertainment and as a public forum of judgment. And for the strange nodding specter who appears around 2:30 and is never seen or explained again.