I have an idea. Why not get an mp3 player (nothing expensive), put Yakety Sax on it, and just plug some headphones in and it play it on repeat non-stop all day and night. Then EVERYTHING in the world would be LOLZ FUNNY.
I'm kinda doing that with a shitty old mp3 player, I'm filling it up with a gig of early 1940's swing, big band, music hall and jazz interspersed with radio reports on randon shuffle. I'm going to wrap it up in tape and just have it be a "Instant WW2 Music" module