Grandma, I'm begging you, hang up the cape. Every time you take me out for breakfast I have to hide my face.
On the upshot, everybody seems to be having a good time.
Sadly, I have seen most of the entire feature film "The Double D Avenger". Someone sent it into National Lampoon in an attempt to get us to acquire it, and we turned it down.
Some of the highlights:
The Double D Avenger gets her superpowers by traveling to "the Amazon" (which is clearly just someone's garden in Reseda or Van Nuys) in order to find a cure for her advanced case of breast cancer. Nothing says porn comedy like opening with a breast cancer diagnosis!
The cure for said cancer was licking a fake plant whose fruit is a rubber dildo.
The character "Ooga Boobies" is not unlike a pokemon, where she literally says nothing but "Ooga Boobies!" as a response to everything, even intense 7 minute dialogue scenes with the wall-chewing evil scientist mastermind who sent them to attack the DD Avenger in the first place. The line you see here where she says "Ooga Boobies, we go!" is, as far as I can remember, the only departure from this pattern in the entire film. The ancient Greek and Pirate themed baddies are similar in dialogue.
This film probably set the world record for most awkward euphemisms for breast and breast-related puns. Literally almost every line in the entire 75 minute film.
Nobody has ever masturbated or laughed to this ever.
Your word choice has dirtied the very concept of laughing.
"Tit for tat"
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
somewhere, there's an acting school that is going hungry
I sense there's a tie-in to the PoEn dementia topic somewhere in here.
And why is it always sad to see porn stars made to act? Gang rape them, smack them around Max Hardcore style, whatever the fetish is. But this just seems cruel.
These aren't porn stars. These are soft core sexploitation movie stars.
Masturbation used to work very differently before the internet, my lad.
|King of Balls |
This doesn't look like the '70s OR '80s. Who's in charge here?
Spinning around like that seems like an excellent way to throw a hip.
was this released in 3D? or 3DD?
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