The "idols of the marketplace" at work ladies and gents.

He once helped me up after my head collided with the stage due to a boot in the back of the head by one of his over eager, circle-pit generating fans.

was that all one sentence?

selfless name drop: I lived with Dr. Know's son in college, I got to speak to Dr. Know quite a few times, he was a pretty cool guy, but I heard plenty of stories about other band members and parties from his son who liked to come home all fucked up (he liked making strange concoctions of pills) and would stay up really late using my xbox (with a copy of Madden he bought) with the volume up until 6 or 7 in the morning oblivious to the world. He also had a stack of fake ids about a foot high.