This contained far less pleading and crying about his eventual prison rape than I had expected.
The three stars are because this man is facing jail and remains concerned about his popularity on the internet.
5 stars for the unspoken mystery that is never solved. Why is he dyeing his hair? Is he planning to go on the lam?
Is it possible that he DIDN'T DO IT?
Uh, no he doesn't. He just says he's going to shave it into a mohawk.
He says he's going to dye it blue and shave it into a mohawk and if the prison staff don't like it they can shave his head. It's his one last pathetic act of defiance.
how'd he do with that $98,000 restitution?
Remember Haters, If you want to write to him and tell him what a fat piece of shit he is...
JEFFREY REYES Inmate 57112-083
USP BIG SANDY
P.O. BOX 2068
INEZ, KY 41224
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illuminadi (8 months ago) I think I know who you are, you tried to rip me off on eBay didn't you.
SyphusBatterus (8 months ago) yep, that was me....moron. like you can really tell that my husband was the one who tried to rip you off when you have no idea when it happened and what he was selling. get a life.
illuminadi (8 months ago) Yeah I can tell, it was for some Nintendo games, PayPal got my money back though. And I could tell it was him from the overly fat fingers holding the cartridges in the picture.
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33 months for selling fake celebrity signatures on eBay?
Wow. I'm glad this criminal is off the streets.
It may seem minor, but he did steal over $100,000 selling forgeries.
And before anyone feels too sorry for him, at about the 4:05 mark into the video below, he asks for help paying for the restitution without much humor behind it and pussy footing over the details. He doesn't strike me as being particularly remorseful.
I'm not saying the sentencing is fair or unfair, but he is a thief and, for me, he's not very sincere in his apologies.
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I think the guy is a greedy dick and feel no sympathy for him, it's just that it's not a violent offense and that they could punch him in harder in the wallet instead of spending cash keeping him off the mean streets of eBay.
Wow, Vincent D'Onofrio really fucked up this time.
Hey, you know what's funny? Prison rape.
Rape isn't funny of course, unless it's man-on-man, and then it's HILARIOUS. Because that shit is just gay.
I don't know about you, but just thinking about somebody getting their arm bent behind their back while some psychopath jams their dick up their rectum, maybe tearing it or infecting them with a life-threatening disease, makes me giggle uncontrollably. It's okay, too, because if they're in prison they must deserve it. It's basically like a resort in there any way and they have be punished somehow.
So let's be sure to bring it up EVERY TIME prison is mentioned. THE LAUGHS WILL NEVER EVER STOP.
Why did the chicken cross the street?
To get to the prison rape.
Who is it
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Prison Rape walk into a bar. The Bartender looks up an says ... "What, Is this some kind of a joke?"
Interru~ PRISON RAPE!!!!!
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