Merry Christmas, Garbage Day Guy! Merry Christmas, Teen Witch! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Hopper, you!
|Shotgun Jackson |
only 2 hours and 9 minutes to go!!!
|The Faghorn |
I hate this fucking movie.
I actually just watched this movie tonight. It's a tradition of mine.
The movie is an amazing depiction of the kind of community that we all want, that we all genuinely feel the lack of. We look at Bedford Falls and we see what we threw in the dumpster for our WalMarts, our KFC's, our Nike shoes and our vending machines.
We all want to be George Bailey and we all want to be in Bedford Falls. Not out of some cheesy nostalgia, but out of a deep-seeded desire to be part of a meaningful and enriching community. You guys are kind of like a family and a community, only with more verbal horribleness than is really necessary, but always utterly enjoyable. I love it.
Merry Christmas, you salty douchebags.
See, I was always disappointed because Evil Bedford Falls looks like a cool place. There's drinking and dancing and partying, and what does Regular Bedford Falls have? A bunch of nice people, sure, but so does every shithole small town that kids spend half their lives trying to escape before they knock someone up or get knocked up.
Some other site can be Happy Bedford Falls. This is the Portal of Goddamned Evil and there is drinking (alone) and dancing (in fursuits) and we have better fucking movies to play here than the Bells of FUCKING St. Mary's.
If this site is a holiday film, it's A Christmas Story - overhyped, overcommercialized, eminently quotable despite being played the fuck out, and we come back to it time after time after time and we don't know why but we love the dumb fucking thing.
I've always been completely convinced that Zuzu is on qualuudes.
Merry Christmas POETV!!! ::Runs down the street. Slips in Ice::
George Bailey was a huge sucker and got screwed over by all of his friends and family.
There, I said it.
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