They sound like that teenage garage band that bothers all the neighbors for hours at a time. :(
After "Calculating Infinity" was released, hardcore nerds started name-dropping jazz musicians in casual conversation.
Off camera, the fifty five year old assistant manager of the Hallmark store looks on, frightened.
They actually got hired by a mall?!
How much longer do we have to put up with this shit? Can bands just play fucking music again?
It's not a mall, it's a multi-level Virgin records store. Regardless, they should be shot.
you mean your shitty, meaningless, atonal music comes with neck and head injuries? talk about win win!
No stars until "white people" tag.
"multi-level Virgin records store" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
My introduction to punk music: a soggy crust punk half-falling out of a van in 1996 and handing all of us skater rats a bunch of ripped up porn mags and mix tapes before stumbling on into a club.
I have to hold onto that image in the face of this shit onslaught or I'm going to start hating everything I ever loved.
|Timothy A. Bear |
They should rename themselves 'Minute Clinic' dress up in doctor garb and only play shopping malls.
YOU HAVE NO INSURANCE
NOW YOU WILL DIE
I STEP ON YOUR HEAD
I LAUGH WHILE YOU CRY
mountain dew insimination
They've actually earned the nickname "Dillinger Insurance Plan" because there live shows have entailed broken ankles, collarbones, and other injuries. One time they threw baseballs at the crowd to "warm them up". And just for clarification, I like a few of the slower songs off their new album like "Black Bubblegum" and "Dead as History" but for the most part it's a completely unintelligible, grating shit.
However I like this clip because it serves as an eloquent metaphor for my early, brief and futile attempts to assimilate socially with my college "peers".
thanks for reminding me why I hate fans of this "music"
I think their live show looks like a lot of fun.
Shame about their music.
|a flaming monkey |
What is 'mathcore' anyway, is it just metal bands with nerd haircuts?
I think the "math" part comes in from the fact that you can either add or subtract irony and you still have a bunch of dorks playing shitty music in a mall....oh, er, I mean, multi-level big-box CD store.
mountain dew insimination
and just to demonstrate how out of control this "core" thing has gotten...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadcore (yes, really)
They were good in that one album with Mike Patton as the vocalist. Pretty shitty otherwise.
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