Though the Obamas are the second worst people.

Nah, they're the third worst at best, considering your existence.

Aw, someone's jealous.

Cena_mark hates black children.

My favorite is the Enter the Dragon clip called "Barack Obama in his youth beating up two police officers!!!" and the comments about it.

and he and his daughter read the Twilight books togehter!
Shocking!

And you can still support him despite him reading Twilight? I guess he's not just the first black president, but the first gay one as well.

he was also the first black chairman of the Harvard Law Review, that big dummy!

Wow, I never knew they had teleprompters for each candidate during the debates. Way to bring out a conservative talking point that isn't even remotely true.

Annnnnnd I just fell for the troll. Damnit.

HAHAHAHA @ HarrietTubmanPI.

You just tried to shame Cena Mark by saying he was just parroting a talking point. I know you included a disclaimer at the end, but this isn't some garden variety troll. This is an avant-garde troll-god who operates on a level of irony once thought to be merely theoretical.

I know. I think I'll study it from outside the cage from now on.

Who the hell reads the Bible out loud to their kids?
They don't even do that in Sunday school, they give you the coloring book version.

The Bible isn't even appropriate for kids. Going to church makes you immune from irony, however.