thatonegirl I think I'm one of the ladies who voted this down, simply for one reason:
If you're going to have boobs on a screen, you got to show some nipple action. Am I right?
Also, if you're staring at juggs on your phone, wouldn't you rather they were in an email or something from your wife or girlfriend?
StanleyPain But...these juggs MOVE. WHEN YOU MOVE THE iPHONE!
Clearly you are not impressed by human mastery of compact computer technology.
Mike Tyson?! Why don't you all put girl in you screen names you fucking attention whores.
HankFinch "wouldn't you rather they were in an email or something from your wife or girlfriend?"
(pat you on the head)
mountain dew insimination Only on here can this sort of interaction take place...for in public these creatures are doomed to merely leer at you as you pass through the opposite end of the food court, ladies. God keep you poeTV for making the otherwise impossible possible.
boba. DON'T WORRY LADIES, THE SWINGING DICK APP IS COMING SOON
gotterdamm The ladies are upset for a good reason: they know they've been replaced.
So you're going to have sex with your phone?
Torture the Artist Saying she was replaced sort of implies that somebody wanted to fuck her in the first place. Tyson lives in a utility shed and sleeps on one of those leaf-filled Halloween pumpkins and even he was telling her to shut up.