This is from the semi-popular web series Pure Pwnage. An odd little show that started with clips like this and turned into some kind of weird soap-opera-matrix-mythology thingy.
However, it is kinda funny.
good job finding my least favorite vid from pure pwnage
Ha ha ha... girls don't know teh gamez.
Why? Was it not appropriate for this video? It seemed appropriate for this video.
College students (ages 18-24) are fucking dumb. Why does anyone think young people who are in the middle of "finding themselves" have anything worthy to say about anything?
you don't even wear a watch gard narbit!
Whoa, looks like this video hit a little too close to home for some of you.
its true. i was raped by a roving band of frumpy looking communications majors as a child
Gee, they all want a rich guy. What a surprise.
Uber-micro does sound like a penis size reference, in which case a rich guy still wins (even if he also has an uber-micro).
1. Most of the FPS guys I know are waaay more socially adept than the RTS nerds I've met.
2. This is a pretty crappy example of PurePwnage.
3. BOOM! HEADSHOT
|mountain dew insimination |
You're just the AFTERBIRTH, Dating A Pro Gamer...you slithered out of The Hopper's FILTH.
They should have kept you in a glass JAR on the Mantel-piece.
"I wouldn't date anyone who spends more time with their computer than me."
Well, that rules out about 90% of anyone with an education. Have fun dating that welder.
Not that there's anything wrong with welders. I mean, I wouldn't date anyone who spends more time with their welder than with me.
|Big Muddy |
Do all those chicks shop at the same hoodie/drab sweater retailer? They're geeky as hell, pale as fuck, and sound like a bunch of townies.
They don't just date gamers, they have fuckin LAN orgies. They just don't advertise it.
"Bitch, you ain't no nerd? Coulda sworn you were."
They are Torontonians. Might explain the look for you.
Congrats on finding my least favorite video of the worst video on the internet.
|The Hierophant |
Homely girls get one star.
the hopper is a thing of wonder and woe
|Tuan Jim |
Oh god, the manic asian with the jean jacket and the perpetually insane smile and laughter
watching her freak out to every question was great
This is like a "Monkey Paw" Wish for a nerd to find out what women are like..
"Finally!! Women!!! Oh no.. noo!! nO!! GOD NO!!"
I spend a bulk of my day behind a computer and I'm not a pro gamer. I'm just a software developer. I would be rich compared to these women AND YET I'm pretty sure they wouldn't date me.
It's probably because of my personality and how meticulously annoying I can be in any given conversation but that sort of thing makes me a good developer.
Five stars to counterbalance the posters who this hit too close to home for.
Any actual pro gamers don't give a shit what others think. They're too busy gaming.
Was this filmed at a butch all girls college?
|Sudan no1 |
haha you guys
|Hugo Gorilla |
See, women are different from men. Men are all like muscle cars, fast food, and video games. Women are all like arts & craft shows, cucumber sandwiches, and not video games. It's just nutty if you think about it.
|King of Balls |
Negative 5 stars for the stupid fucking concept. -2 more because none of the people had the common sense to guess that "Pro" anything means someone who gets paid for said activity. Minus some more for the overall homeliness of the girls and for that extra insipid "über micro" question. But it all comes up to two positive stars because I think the girl at 0:28 is kind of a cutie.
5 for the surprise I got when I recognized one of the girls. Otherwise, its pretty boring
This is stupid.
|The Townleybomb |
Wow do gamers get sour grapes about some boring videos
1:30-"anyone who likes video games must need something to hide behind"- Oh like those hipster glasses are ironic fashion sense you hide behind you shitfuck?
I hate to break it to girls like this, but the long traditional stereotype of it being only men who get into ridiculous, socially broken, life-damaging bullshit is shattering at an alarming rate. For every two or three guys who spend their entire lives on WoW, there's one girl doing the same shit (although most likely also writing slash fiction about her Orc and Elf characters fucking Harry Potter or some shit about Twilight).
I hate this retarded nerd humor thing that loving video games is somehow massively broken and also more broken than, say, spending all your time drawing tranny versions of Sonic on DeviantArt. Video games are fucking tame by comparison nowadays, sorry folks!
I don't know what uber-micro or a pro gamer is either.
how the fuck do you not know what a pro gamer is
its a simple compound word
do you not know what baked beans or tennis balls are either
(but yeah, i totally had no idea what uber-micro meant. i looked it up and turns out it was something really stupid, imagine that)
Compound term. I understand what the individual words mean, much like I understand the adjective frigid and the noun village. But I have no idea what a frigid village would be. Can you follow what I'm saying?
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