This. Is. Oh my god. Yes.
I'd totally pay for that.
I would show up at a funeral for Satan. And I'd keen in front of the coffin, for some heel heat.
So Jesus broke one of his dad's commandments...
I like how Jesus basically formed a lynch mob and killed a guy in broad daylight. Hardcore.
|Zhou Fang |
So the presence of Satan is directly proportionate to crack crime rates.
Aw, man, I missed the Devil's funeral.
|Herr Matthias |
The funny thing is, it's not that bad for a low-budget commercial.
I aint payin no ten dollar for no devil funeral!
Only in Mississippi. I would go and bring black roses for satan to see their reaction.
He just laid him out in front of the church? Wait, ? Nevermind.
Where is the community outrage? No manhunt for a killer? Our justice system is truly broken.
George W. Bush clearly doesn't care about fallen angels. Where were Satan's rights?!
So if Jesus killed the devil, I don't need to worry about him anymore? I can sin all I want? Woo!
Milton Gaston - That's the most Southern name I've seen in a while
Come for the funeral, stay for the bingo.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Well Satan's funeral ain't cheap, is it?
Satan's dead, but there's still some crime left
|Calamity Jon |
According to that chalk outline, Satan died in mid-jumping jack.
|Meatsack Jones |
The ability to speak coherent English apparently died with him.
old jeezy's got sum street cred
|Pie Boy |
Don't mess with the JC. He'll fuck you up.
Satan was probably on his way to the Crossroads to buy some souls and figured he'd stop in and grab a steak at Doe's when he ran into JC and this shit went down. Wrong place wrong time.
I just wanted the camera to scroll down to see if the chalk satan had hooves.
|fun nugget |
Seems quite similar to the Leprechaun news story...
If any of you have seen that.
Jesus is going straight to hell.
Sweet then I guess I don't gotta go to church, then.
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