I saw this at Fantastic Fest in Austin, it's a shame the full version hasn't leaked because it has some fucking hilarious scenes of the Christmas tree holocaust around the holiday season that drives the trees the retaliate. And they speak their own subtitled tree-language as well, which sounds like chipmunks fucking.

I so much want to see that.

Ok, I'm curious.

They used my maiden name for the family. It's unusual enough that I'm just going to five-star it for that.

And the mini chainsaw.

goes against the grain of your typical christmas films

This is what the Happening should have been.

Holy fuck that's J-Roc and Sara, know what I'm sayin'?

That's some really weak looking blood from dad there.