|CharlesSmith - 2009-01-01 |
Most of us = Andy Rooney
Some people = Not Andy Rooney
|rustedmutt - 2009-01-01 |
Bonus close up of said hairy Rooney wrist. *shudder*
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-01-01 |
It seems appropriate that this video was recorded by someone pointing a camera at a television.
|boner - 2009-01-01 |
A watch is the only jewelry that reminds you of your impending death.
|BHWW - 2009-01-01 |
"Why in my day, sundials told the time plenty well without all of these geegaws and such."
|sven - 2009-01-01 |
"I remember when they invented numbers. I thought that numbers were pretty great. Why didn't CBS spend some extra money and get me a watch with numbers on it?"
|Innocent Bystander - 2009-01-01 |
You know, I've been thinking. What's up with oatmeal? It's got oats in it, sure, but is it really a meal? I enjoy oatmeal, I just think we should call it something different, so it wouldn't confuse all of us who eat it. To all the oatmeal producers out there, try to come up with a better name for your product.
Porridge! I just blew your mind!
|Camonk - 2009-01-01 |
Whoever is out there nodding along with Rooney going yeah SHIT YEAH this guy is RIGHT watches are BULLSHIT! is a moron.
|Hooker - 2009-01-01 |
Andy Rooney, who I assume is rather wealthy, gives fucking horrible presents.
bang to buck ratio
Yeah apparently he found an even BETTER ten-dollar piece of crap
|TheDevilsDictionary - 2009-01-01 |
What is he even complaining about? The wide selection of watches on the market? Why don't we just nationalize the watch industry to keep this unbridled variety under control. I nominate Andy Rooney as the Secretary of Timepieces.
5 extra stars for the guy who always chuckles like "I can't believe that old bastard is still on TV" at the end.
|Helena Handbasket - 2009-01-01 |
I think my brother has a pocket watch.
Take THAT Andy!
|stinky613 - 2009-02-19 |
If Andy Rooney had Alzheimer's would anyone notice?
I'm still searching my house for that damned drawer filled with half-a-dozen watches.
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