I totally forgot that I have a relevant LJ. When I was doing security at the Colosseum, they had a Comedy Festival every year. Kathy Griffen was doing her act (which consisted of talking about Oprah), and there was a shit faced Harrah's executive in the front row. He started blathering loudly at her, and she got super flustered. She asked for "two of the big strong security men" to take him out of the show (I was the closest rent a cop, and I am a girl.) We took him out, and the guy ended up getting fired for this. Apparently he was a high up food and beverage executive or some shit.

TL;DR: Kathy Griffen gets easily flustered by hecklers, and this is a refreshing change of pace.

It's the Mr. Show tag because the joke appeared in a Mr. Show episode. It's older than that, I'm sure. So congrats, Ms. Griffen, you can remember a joke that someone funnier than you once told.

That's an insult much older than Mr. Show.

Yeah, she's a dumb hack, but you might as well get mad at somebody stealing the bit about the chicken crossing the road.

yeah dude, that joke is older than your mother

actually cooper gave himself a blowjob later on

Given the variables, I think it's up to the skeptics to prove otherwise.

Cooper not only gave himself a blowjob, HE MADE HER WATCH

It was a pretty nice watch too, it was platinum with little diamonds at the hours and an inscription that said "Watch me, I'm blowing myself"

But did it have numbers?

This is so true.