Jen is fat. Did anybody else notice this?
Surely someone out there knows of the perfect clip to submit that would make fat chicks in party hats an active tag.
Her name is Jan Wahl and she positions herself as a lover of and expert on old and new Hollywood, like a sort of grandma figure who collects PG facts and legends about Tinseltown. I grew up with her in the Bay Area and I've never met a single person who has had anything nice to say about her. Also I'm pretty sure this is a dupe.
Who is this hosebag and why is she allowed to review movies?
|Sudan no1 |
I grew up with this woman's terrible reviews. Thanks to the internet the rest of the world can be exposed to her crazy!
She got on a crusade against Babe 2: Pig in the City, and wanted parents to write angry letters to the studio for permanently scarring children with scenes of puppies falling in the water.
Anyway this is great, now I don't feel so bad about being gay for Quentin.
Gene Siskel put Babe 2 on the top of his 'best of the year' list, whatever that's worth. It might have been too scary for little kids, but it got good reviews from almost everyone except crazy hatbitch.
Same planet, different universe.
I like how she wouldn't call the movie soulless to Tarintino just the anchors.
|King of Balls |
What? I'm suddenly sympathetic to Quentin Tarantino? This can't be!
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
ITS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED DOUCHE OFF
He talks so fast the video got out of sync.
|bang to buck ratio |
This woman is still on KRON 4, screechier than ever and with increasingly audacious old lady hats. I want to murder her with one of her own novelty brooches but still I can't stop watching.
I saw Tarantino's movies as a kid and they did not, despite what this woman says, make me want to go out and be a bad-ass rockabilly murderer. They did, however, encourage me to follow a career in the arts which has left me penniless, jaded, and broken. This woman should tell kids the truth.
I saw this happen live and it felt special. I always wondered if I would see it again. Thank you sir.
Also...cunt. I've had to live with her doing reviews here forever. She hates any film that contains anything close to a violent scene.
I also remember her hating Pulp Fiction (too violent). IIRC, she took every chance to shoot it down. Trying to out-edge other reviewers.
...and fuck her hats. She does not represent the Bay Area.
So is it an equal and opposite reaction thing? Because the Bay area produced this woman and Michael Savage...
This is what you fags get for embracing diversity
I meant "This is what you retards get for embracing diversity"
Wouldn't want to be politically incorrect while disparaging diversity.
fuck that lady.
Quentin Tarantino: The World's Second Best Real Life Troll.
Those are my pennies. Where are yours.
five for the anchors at the end who were like, whew, that was scary...thank goodness it's over, one more word and my ears would explode...
|Testicles of Doom |
Quentin: "I can't hear anything..."
Because they cut the audio so the ham-beast is assured the last word.
Normally, I wouldn't even comment. But as a child I watched every bit of R rated movie that came my way. The difference is that my parents were sure to explain the difference between reality and movies, and didn't bother to blame the directors of movies where women fucked cyborgs from the future while beheading The Pope.
I don't really like him, but good for Quentin for defending himself.
|Pie Boy |
this is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing for all the movie critics
My cousin was allowed to watch R-rated movies, esp violent ones when he was 5-9 years old. The only effect it apparently had on him is now that hes 30 he cant stand shitty movies. he only likes good ones cuz he got all the shootem up crap movies out of his system. Tarentino makes a very good fun educated shootem up so ill give him that. But the porkbag is the bigger douche here.
She can't stand that Kill Bill, but she said she'd love to see him walk down the street and get attacked. Amazing.
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