FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-01-04
So his superpower is a complete lack of peripheral vision?
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Rape Van Winkle - 2009-01-04
If he's this nervous and unprepared recording a fucking Youtube video, how does this cunt expect to fight crime?
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a flaming monkey - 2009-01-04 I don't think he specifically said he fights crime. 'Humanitarian aid' or whatever he said might just mean he gives to charities. CAPTAIN CHARITY!!!!
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Rape Van Winkle - 2009-01-04
Now that I've thought about it for two seconds, I wish I'd been the one to think of dressing in a fake superhero costume and sending out a poorly scripted clarion call to other supers, so that I can laugh at them.
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robotkarateman - 2009-01-05 One of the responses is a guy who calls himself "Super Hero", and poses in tights next to his extensive collection of Godzilla toys.
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Oldmacho - 2009-01-04
The myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/ph0hero
I'm a little excited about the "real life superhero" movement. Its probably going to end terribly, but if I didn't enjoy watching things end terribly, I would be on another website.
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robotkarateman - 2009-01-04
I'd reply if I still had my gimp mask.
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Oldmacho - 2009-01-04 I have a full Rorschach costume from Halloween a couple years ago...maybe I should respond.
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thebaronsdoctor - 2009-01-04
Dammit, we need to start a real life super-villain movement! I'm putting out an open call for people to dress up in ridiculous costumes and perform petty non-crimes!
The the cart...burglar. I take shopping carts from grocery stores and don't return them,
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Hooper_X - 2009-01-04 Incidentally, I'm guessing "Making people cry on the internet" isn't unique enough of a villain gimmick, is it?
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Doctor Arcane - 2009-01-04
Wow, this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7wZ-Xumx5o
is pretty cute. Apparently she hangs out with that Tothian fellow.
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robotkarateman - 2009-01-05 Seriously? MySpace angle and half her face covered, and you believe she's actually "cute"?
My first thought was the Bloom County strip about the lives and loves at an advertising firm in a small town next to a nuclear power plant where the girl with the elephant trunk keeps hiding her face in every panel. If I could have interrupted her spiel with "Hellooooo big nose!" I would have.
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Gojira1000 - 2009-01-04
The responses ... Thanatos - bringer of death - and doer of community service and helping those in need.
Oh, this is fucking awesome. I can only hope there's eventually a "Dark Defender struck and killed by cab" headline.
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Pillager - 2009-01-04
This could be a vehicle for Dog the Bounty Hunter's redemption;
He could get them all together, lead them in battle versus real criminals and then bring A&E awesome ratings when most of them get killed.
We all win.
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a flaming monkey - 2009-01-04
This man is my hero.
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