a flaming monkey
I don't think he specifically said he fights crime. 'Humanitarian aid' or whatever he said might just mean he gives to charities. CAPTAIN CHARITY!!!!

robotkarateman
One of the responses is a guy who calls himself "Super Hero", and poses in tights next to his extensive collection of Godzilla toys.

mouser
I went out to watch some of the video response. This is pure entertainment. Can't wait for any of them to make the headlines. Obituary headlines.

Oldmacho
I have a full Rorschach costume from Halloween a couple years ago...maybe I should respond.

Rape Van Winkle
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT!

phalsebob
Well when I was younger I knew a kid who stole things by putting them in his pants. A petty villain steals things by shoving things into his pockets. What made this kid a supervillain was that he would shove things down his crotch... no matter how uncomfortable. I wonder what became of 'Los Boner'. Oh... and he's pee in your shoes if you took them off, so... fair warning.

Dicknuts
I once stole a jar of picante sauce by shoving it down the crotch of my pants while grocery shopping with my roommate. That supermarket has since gone out of business AND THAT WAS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN!

Rodents of Unusual Size
Possibilities:

The Litterbug - insect theme, filled with videos of garbage being casually tossed on city grounds.

Apathy Guy - his villainy comes from convincing kids to slack off and not do any real work

Deadbeat Poet - description is all you need

Longshot-
While watching this video, I kept thinking that exact same thing to myself. We need some villains to balance out the forces of good that are amassing. Some people who are not that kind enough to wreak chaos in the form of movie hopping, line cutting, public urination on BMWs and other various nefarious deeds of villainy.

revdrew
We don't actually know what the Pee Pee Monster looks like. I'd to imagine he's a guy in a costume, pissing all over public bathrooms.

Hooper_X
Man, where's JSP when you need him?

I heard The Butt-Puzzler was looking for work...

Hooper_X
Incidentally, I'm guessing "Making people cry on the internet" isn't unique enough of a villain gimmick, is it?

Toenails
I nominate Cena_Mark as the villain to make the call-out to all the real life evil-doers out there.

Helena Handbasket
I second Cena_Mark to call forth the villainous masses.

Cena, you get on that sir.

robotkarateman
Seriously? MySpace angle and half her face covered, and you believe she's actually "cute"?

My first thought was the Bloom County strip about the lives and loves at an advertising firm in a small town next to a nuclear power plant where the girl with the elephant trunk keeps hiding her face in every panel. If I could have interrupted her spiel with "Hellooooo big nose!" I would have.

Stopheles
You leave your dirty tongue off the DDD subclass.