where did they get they get that statistic? i mean... nevermind. heh
|Ben Richards |
if you can approach them, you're tapping a goldmine, and they'll be tapping your ass.
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Pick a number between 1 and 50. Don't tell me what it is! Just pick a number.
the other 60% are raging assholes who always seem to get the chicks. Stay tuned for a study on why!
need some tips? I mean, I know I'm an asshole and everything, but I can help you.
"Somebody ought to come up with a newspaper that only has good news in it!"
First of all, somebody has, and it's called the USA Today.
Secondly, a hex upon anyone who would encourage such insipid, bland, emotionally and intellectually dead people towards sexual contact.
This video seems unnecessary. People as hideously banal as that would only end up being attracted to each other anyway.
It does give me a total boner when men talk about their feelings, though.
Dear Ladies: you can have pretty much any man you want at any time.
Maybe if your favorite pastime wasn't watching Dallas and eating Haagen-Dazs you would have an easier time attracting men.
LADIES: Here is the foolproof conversation opener around men.
"Boy, I sure could go for a power fuck right now!!"
"Boy I sure wish I had enough newspaper to spread so you can fuck me on it"
"Boy, I sure fucking love newspapers"
Newspaper fuck go for about boys about sure!
percent sign comes after the number, btw
is there any GOOD news today?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Everyone in this video is intolerable.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
True Forced Loneliness.
"Ooh, an attractive woman.. just my type! But she sure looks like a bitch! And I don't need that!"
Wow, what a shame it would be to let that guy get away.
|Jack Cooper |
Everything is terrible! *sparklesparkle*
How to meet men? Don't look like any of the women in this video. Actually, I would bone them all. Nevermind.
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