baleen
where did they get they get that statistic? i mean... nevermind. heh
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Ben Richards 
if you can approach them, you're tapping a goldmine, and they'll be tapping your ass.
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baleen HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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baleen
Pick a number between 1 and 50. Don't tell me what it is! Just pick a number.
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kiint
the other 60% are raging assholes who always seem to get the chicks. Stay tuned for a study on why!
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baleen
need some tips? I mean, I know I'm an asshole and everything, but I can help you.
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citrusmirakel
"Somebody ought to come up with a newspaper that only has good news in it!"
First of all, somebody has, and it's called the USA Today.
Secondly, a hex upon anyone who would encourage such insipid, bland, emotionally and intellectually dead people towards sexual contact.
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Emcee
This video seems unnecessary. People as hideously banal as that would only end up being attracted to each other anyway.
It does give me a total boner when men talk about their feelings, though.
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boner
Dear Ladies: you can have pretty much any man you want at any time.
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coprolalia
Maybe if your favorite pastime wasn't watching Dallas and eating Haagen-Dazs you would have an easier time attracting men.
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StanleyPain
LADIES: Here is the foolproof conversation opener around men.
"Boy, I sure could go for a power fuck right now!!"
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chumbucket "Boy I sure wish I had enough newspaper to spread so you can fuck me on it"
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kiint "Boy, I sure fucking love newspapers"
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Oldmacho Newspaper fuck go for about boys about sure!
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coprolalia
percent sign comes after the number, btw
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indierockbird
is there any GOOD news today?
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Caminante Nocturno
Everyone in this video is intolerable.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
True Forced Loneliness.
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takewithfood
"Ooh, an attractive woman.. just my type! But she sure looks like a bitch! And I don't need that!"
Wow, what a shame it would be to let that guy get away.
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Jack Cooper
Everything is terrible! *sparklesparkle*
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hammsangwich
How to meet men? Don't look like any of the women in this video. Actually, I would bone them all. Nevermind.
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