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Desc:The onion
Category:Humor, News & Politics
Tags:apple, satire, The Onion, MacBook
Submitted:HarveyTibbar
Date:01/06/09
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Comment count is 45
glasseye - 2009-01-06
Comedy Gold.
godot - 2009-01-06
Distills my annoyance with Apple products.

mouser - 2009-01-06
Rather trollish if you ask me. But kudos for the quality of the fake thing.

Dib - 2009-01-06
Fuck that, they've got Apple down on every detail.

Doctor Arcane - 2009-01-06
The absinthe has arrived by airmail

Also, the last part.
dementomstie - 2009-01-06
The aardvark asked for a dagger.

Albuquerque Halsey - 2009-01-06
Sword of Cerebus?

Desidiosus - 2009-01-06
Dear Robber, I BET YOU ARE JEALouz

Xenocide - 2009-01-06
By Tarim!

StanleyPain - 2009-01-06
The abortion went well.

biclops - 2009-01-07
The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor.

Millard - 2009-01-06
The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor. That needs to be a tag.
Architeuthis Tux - 2009-01-06
Holy hell yes.

fluffy - 2009-01-06
The joke is old and retarded but I can't argue with these production values.
Keefu - 2009-01-06
Yeah. This was a simple, obvious joke but all the small, subtle details pushed it over the top. The aardvark and absinthe sentences, I BET YOU ARE JEALouz, the news ticker. Hilarious.

kennydra - 2009-01-06
This is so well made.

I bet it would fool my parents, too.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-01-06
I don't like Mac users.

I think they're bad people.

Except for you, if you're a Mac user.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-01-06
I'll buy anything if it's shiny.
Cena_mark - 2009-01-06
... and made by Apple. That's a Mac user dead on.

oogaBooga - 2009-01-07
Kinda funny. +1 star for the effort put into it.

Fuck y'all I got google earth on my iPod touch.

oogaBooga - 2009-01-07
Why did this appear under cena_mark's bland trolling?

Maybe I was thinking of responding. Fuck! I've got to be more careful.

oogaBooga - 2009-01-07
I'm typing this on an ipod touch.


Keefu - 2009-01-30
Yes, Cena_mark, that is right. This is in fact, a parody of what is the stereotype for Macintosh (Apple) customers. I'm glad you could figure that out all by yourself.

You fat FUCK.

Xenocide - 2009-01-06
One day Apple will make a white hunk of plastic that does nothing whatsoever, and charge ,000 for it. It will sell like mad and all the people who buy it will insist it has changed their lives.
voodoo_pork - 2009-01-07
The iCube.

Harveyjames - 2010-12-08
Ha ha! You're as funny as this video we just watched that said exactly the same thing!

Cube - 2016-08-18
Come on, dudes. I do stuff... sometimes.

theSnake - 2009-01-06
Wow, the onion is funny agaun. What is this, 1998?
BHWW - 2009-01-06
45 MINUTES WRITING AN E-MAIL TO HIS FRIEND

THIS CLIP IS PREPOSTERUOUS AND STUPID

IT'S PROBABLY MICRO$QUASH FUNDED PROPAGANDA SHAME ON THE ONION FOR SPREADING FUD (THAT'S FEAR UNCERTAINTY AND DOUBT FOR YOU MICRO$HAFT SHEEPLE)
BHWW - 2009-01-06
PS, I could have signed that post "HUMORLESS APPLE INTERNET ZOMBIE" but I felt the parodic intent stood on it's own.

Camonk - 2009-01-07
Your restraint is a model for us all.

Pie Boy - 2009-01-10
i watched this video on a mac; it was still funny

saganaki - 2009-09-29
Me too

facek - 2009-01-06
New editions of Anatomy textbooks revised to reflect Author's latest sexual frustrations.
Camonk - 2009-01-07
Holy crap a third funny thing from the Onion!
CornOnTheCabre - 2009-01-11
you know, after a certain point, saying that everything The Onion does sucks EXCEPT THIS AND THIS AND THIS sort of makes you sound silly.

FABIO2 - 2009-01-07
Being a PC user in the production/design industry is the most frustrating thing in the fucking world.
SolRo - 2009-01-07
In the CAD modeling industry, we have a good chuckle whenever anyone asks if they can use a mac to do the job.

Nithing - 2009-01-07
The Onion is on a hell of a roll recently.
zatojones - 2009-01-07
ever since they figured out that making fun of cable news is a lot funnier and more relevant than making fun of print newspapers

King of Balls - 2009-01-07
The video's really pretty cute, but what's with the hostility in the comments? I run BackTrack, Windows and Mac OS on the same machine and with minimal trouble. Is the main complaint here the price of the hardware, or the hipster fags who flock to it? 'Cause if it's the latter, I guess I can understand, but I find that Mac hardware handles more or less anything I can throw at it just fine…
mr666 - 2009-05-13
For Mac hate, it's the hipsters for me mostly, and the fact that I just prefer a simple PC over a Mac any day (even though I use a Mac at work and a PC at home). Living with three roommates who worship anything Apple makes doesn't help either.

Old_Zircon - 2013-01-06
Mac hardware = a solidly built PC.

yoyo1 - 2009-12-17
5 just for the sentence completion bit
John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-10-12
Virtually unbreakable, unless dropped or hit.
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