|Robin Kestrel - 2009-01-07 |
He says Snow White like Stewie says Cool Whip.
Born in Minnesota, lived in the UK for last 50 years!
|baleen - 2009-01-07 |
I don't know, I love Terry Gilliam. why this clip?
Godard's Drinking Problem
I thought it was a good story, both celebrating former Disney and condemning current Disney. Also, I submitted it when I was stoned, which helps explain it
He's not talking about current Disney at all. He's talking about a time when Walt was still alive and had great influence on the park. Disney himself was the one who came up with the long hair rule--which has been abolished for years--because he hated the people who were turning away from 50's values and gender rules. Man was a visionary, but a bigot.
Even when he was young, Disney was almost comically conservative. True story: The man was so embarrassed by any mention of sex that he feigned a stomach ache on his wedding night. He and his wife were on a train, and he used the excuse to escape their private room and headed to one of the more crowded cars, where, for the hell of it, he shone shoes all night.
He eventually reproduced, of course, which I'm guessing involved a turkey baster, and tears.
Another true story: Disney reproduced by injecting his wife with a turkey baster filled with sperm collected from his nocturnal emissions.
Disney was made of fire and god-fearing sperm.
But really, everyone is a little bit of an asshole.
Except for my neighbor Fred, and he makes nightmare puppets.
The fact that Disney has been continually been controlled by Jews since his son stepped down would have made Walt Disney join the SS. I find it pretty funny. The man hated Jews so much that he wouldn't hire them as animators, instead he'd liberate them from Christian countries controlled by Jew Commies.
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