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Desc:The kid in the back is the star.
Category:Classic TV Clips, Religious
Tags:children, christianity, bibleman, lummox
Submitted:MagickPoultry
Date:01/08/09
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Comment count is 27
lucienpsinger
How can that little ten finger pointing maneuver be so simple and yet so stupid?

This is the same episode as We Have Got Biblevision: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=50324
Bort
Holy shit ... is that Bubbles?
GoneGirl
Now that's all I can see. I'm not sure if this makes me love you or hate you.

nuzzles
"I'm down wit' Plato and Socrates and I like ta get busy with all the ladies! *mumblemumblemumble*"

I saw Skippy Handelman at first.

Camonk
I was expecting a skinny, mumbly heroin addict, not a coke-bottle-bottom glasses-wearing trailer park reject.

Sean Robinson
Beyond the rather major blasphemy that "God forgets," I am enthralled by the shots of mildly entertained white people.
spencer
As a kid in sunday school, I remember being told that when God forgives he doesn't forget, he just "remembers no more". So THAT answers THAT one...

Also, this might be the only kids' show with a 1-888 number on display.

ALSO, I'm trying to figure out how "Yes, but the Bible warns against ladies like her" could fit into a kids' show and I'm coming up with bubkis.

Bort
I know more about this than I should ... the woman in question was The Gossip Queen, and Bibleman killed her. What you heard was his justification for killing her.

robotkarateman
Blasphemy? God himself said, "I will put your sins as far from me as the east is from the west."

RomancingTrain
In the only episode of this Godblessed show I watched, Bibleman and his henchman had subdued a jaundiced villain and then when he was ready to be captured they murdered him in cold blood. This would have been disconcerting, I think, to see if I had been a homeschooled fundy.

chumbucket
glasses guy's mom insisted he's NOT too old to be on this program and that he'd better get his holy butt to rehearsal to do that god forgetting number!
TeenerTot
I imagine she drags him to Disney auditions every week. In vain.

Poor Excuse
2:03 if that's not the culprit mother right there, I'm an uncle's monkey.

Richmond
Read my mind. Five stars for the confirmatory subconscious hunch.

kingarthur
Evangelical Christian stage parents. The horror.
snothouse
The Holiest of Holy Crap.
Bort
By the way, this is a hundred times better with the sound off.
Caminante Nocturno
Fatty's trying way too hard for there not to be a problem.
baleen

how can an entire culture be so obviously about fucking little children.
Bort
I go back and forth on this one. I think what we're seeing here is a bunch of people who have decided that, if the performance is about God, then they're not allowed to think it's anything but good. Thus all sorts of really bad decisions are made (children of mismatched sizes, poor costuming, that ten-finger move) and everyone smiles as if they are enjoying it.

But that opens the door for things that simply should not be. Exhibit A is The Amazing Cat:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=48229

I am still convinced this video was made as a ploy to make two teenage girls dress in cat costumes and nuzzle against the guy. When I say "teenage" I mean "barely teenage", and when I say "barely teenage" I mean "11 years old as opposed to 19 years old". This never would have been approved if there wasn't some flimsy Bibley message (and they don't get much flimsier -- "scientists cannot explain how cats can read our minds"), but since it's Bibley, the target audience smiles and ignores the pedophile nature of it. To do otherwise would be insufficiently Christian.

boner
He looks like he just got back from his Bar Mitzvah
HarrietTubmanPI
All that money on a costume and all the CGI they have in this show and they have MIDI backup compared to a 1993 Adlib Sound Card.
charmlessman
Unibrow kid is TOTALLY gay.

That's going to be a tough pill in a few years when his parents get a letter from some anonymous neighbor in their mailbox with pictures of little Kyle in Analman 6.
robotkarateman
Is this why Willie Aames tried to kill himself?
dead_cat
Yes. And if he had instead seen me dancing to this number, he would have succeeded.

HarveyTibbar
Well if he forgives and forgets, then there isn't a hell is there?

Oh.
Meatsack Jones
Does he ever frackin' fight anyone as his holiness Captain Tight Pants? Apparently his only super ability is to cause children to dance at his whim, spout rhetoric, and gaze at them in a manner ill befitting even the most sexually tensioned pedophile.
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