So why didn't you give it three stars?

I felt like mauling that stupid moustache off his face too.

Dupe, and I didn't remember the video from description, or preview, but I remembered it the moment I saw that guys moustache

good luck holding a cat down

Indeed.

It would be a lot easier if I had 3 arms.

holding a cat down isn't hard, all you need is a nice burlap sack to put it in first

I never take shit from cats. That's all there is to it.

cat bouncer

Cat needs the Donald Sutherland Communist Cure.

Cat instinct makes it want to bite your spine with 8-inch fangs and eat your viscera. That we can defeat them with a pillow is terribly conflicting to their Lion instincts. Nature designed them to kill.

That's why I loathe toy breed dogs. You just can't shrink a dire wolf to that size and shape and expect the resulting abomination to remain sane. That why they always look so sad.

Imagine if the Predator was 6 inches tall and easily beaten with a couch cushion... it'd eventually end up on your lap thinking "Someday motherfucker someday" and pretending its toys were you.

Cat arrogance totally pisses me off! I've never gotten mad at a dog like I can get mad at a cat. Restraining them is basically the only option there, although smashing them into the wall is very tempting sometimes. That probably wouldn't be very productive though.