Xenocide - 2009-01-08 I am tired of pooping. Our chiefs have pooped. Looking Glass has pooped. Toohulhulsote has pooped. The old men have all pooped. It is the young men who say yes or no. He who led the young men has pooped. It is cold and we have no Charmin.
Hear me, my chiefs. I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I want to poop back and forth forever.