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Desc:I swear it's almost like an Onion parody. Wait for it...
Category:Classic TV Clips, Horror
Tags:brown haired guy that isnt Steve Doocy, Fox and Friends, vaseline
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:01/08/09
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Knuckles
I'm gonna miss brown haired guy who's not Steve Doocy.
citrusmirakel
Speaking of which: ROUS, fix that tag. There is no such person as "Brian Kilmeade"

citrusmirakel
Also: http://www.grapefruitbook.com/images/fox9.jpg

ProfessorChaos
What is the origin of the "brown haired guy who's not Steve Doocy" joke, anyways? Tags hunting and a youtube search are unenlightening.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I don't know where I got that name. Tag fixed.

Rodents of Unusual Size
ps I honestly had to look his name up because I can never remember it either. The origin is everyone else has the same problem.

sliggy
It's from the Colbert Report.

IrishWhiskey
Apparently "brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy" complained to Colbert that his hair is actually black, so now he's "the black-haired guy who isn't the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy". I recommend sticking with the original name, as we know it annoys him.

Sometimes I wonder if the purpose of Fox and Friends is to try and make the rest of their programming seem less retarded by comparison.

Sudan no1
"hey, let's talk stimulus"

I thought we were...?
HankFinch
I have NO IDEA what YOU'RE talkin about

Caminante Nocturno
These guys laugh at Bill O'Reilly behind his back, and it drives Bill INSANE!
Doctor Arcane
Oh, you meant in the Vaseline jar!

HAHAHAHAHA
Enjoy
I usually don't like the forced back stage laughing, but I love their reaction this time.

RockBolt
Swing and a miss
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
wot
chumbucket
oh they are JUST TOO MUCH!
TeenerTot
It's funny 'cause a conservative would NEVER take it up the butt! That'd be an abomination! Wacky!
Xenocide
Non-Steve is speaking from experience here.
sliggy
Ah, the morally upright conservatives. The second they are presented with a bare ass they immediately think sodomy.
StanleyPain
THIS IS CRRRRRRRAZY!!! EVEN THE CREW IS GETTING ON IT TOTALLY UNSCRIPTED, LIKE!

BOY YOWZA!
Richmond
(0:49)

They called Roy the sound engineer crazy for installing the whoopee swoosh. They said it was unnecessary, tasteless, a waste of resources. He had been passed over for management twice, and his steadfast insistence upon its vital function --- a frequent, frustrating roadblock at budget meetings --- was no small factor.

Late at night, when the "B" crew took over, he would remain at the board for hours, watching reruns of Benny Hill on the monitors, refining his skill and response time until he could locate the swoosh in less than a tenth of a second, blindfolded. His coworkers called him crazy. They complained of the pile of stale coffee cups and the scent of his body odor as he sweated with tension, fixating intensely on every spoken word, at every graphic displayed during a live broadcast. His wife was concerned about his health and the steadily increasing doses of Ritalin he had been ingesting to keep on top of his game. His children hardly recognized him, sublimating their sense of profound abandonment into an ironic obsession with online games, staring ever at a cold, emotionless screen with fingers hovering above a button. Daddy's children.

Let it be known by all and sundry that on that day, at that time, Roy Cooper --- graduate, veteran, sound engineer --- found sweet vindication. He was right. He was right, all along.

The doctors said the cause of Roy's death was a heart attack brought on by his sedentary lifestyle and high caffeine intake, compounded by stress and the abuse of prescription medication. But the men and women in the booth tell a different tale. Those that found his prone, sprawling form motionless in a mortal embrace with the board he so treasured say Roy knew from the start what so few of us ever truly recognize: that his life had purpose. And having given the world this one true and precious gift, this one still and flawless moment of comedic perfection, his soul met its completion and journeyed home.

The Lord bless and keep you, Whoopee Swoosh Roy. Godspeed.
Rodents of Unusual Size
This was a touching story.


Comatose2
Brian, you're fired.
Dib
"Let's talk stimulus" doesn't help anything, does it?
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