SDAusmus - 2009-01-11 What is this guy drunk on? I'm gonna say Keystone Light.
Randroid - 2009-01-11 Think about it, your last dying breath and you're staring down a velvet painting of a golden retriever while Bill is choking you with his Arby's novelty tie all while mumbling furiously about all women being lying whores. Then he belches Pabst and antacids in your face.
halon - 2009-01-11 He has a puppy poster above his bed. That's sweet.
DerangedGoblin - 2009-01-11 "If they walk funny, they may be a terrorist."
"The terror alert is at Orange now; it was raised after three men with cerebral palsy were removed from a United Airlines flight. The man who reported them to the flight staff claimed they were walking suspiciously. He declined to give us any comment except to say that the bankers know what a terrorist is."
Camonk - 2009-01-11 What? I know he's being sarcastic--sort of--but even when you understand that, it STILL makes zero sense.
Rovin - 2009-01-12 Bill's continually slipping grip on reality continues. I think the week before he posted this he had a video where he was discussing some e-mail he got saying that a circle of paint in your yard or a colored sticker on your mailbox was villainous government/NWO forces leaving an indicator behind to know whether or not they were gonna throw your ass in a concentration camp.