|The Townleybomb - 2009-01-12 |
Poochie the Pastor
|Enjoy - 2009-01-12 |
Five stars for my favorite preacher.
You're a strange guy Enjoy.
|bang to buck ratio - 2009-01-12 |
Oh, okay. So it's cool to masturbate as long as you don't think about sex. Thanks for telling me what bodily functions I allowed to have, guy!
|spikestoyiu - 2009-01-12 |
"Those are filtered and screened and then send DIRECTLY TO ME."
They're sent DIRECTLY TO YOU by screeners. Pretty daring, EXTREME PREACHER.
|Lurchi - 2009-01-12 |
I wish this video somehow involved TOTALLY FREE SPIRITED HIPSTER GIRL.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-01-12 |
A good Christian. Cool.
I was about to say something snarky like "at that point why not eliminate the middle man" but in all honesty by the end of this video I was wishing every church had a pastor this smart.
I thought I was crazy because, as someone who has read the Bible, I had yet to find someone who interpreted the larger messages (conquering addiction, intimacy of marriage) the same way I did, as opposed to being fixated on doctrinal matters like the nature of faith, or just flat out using it as an excuse to hate other people.
i mean, the larger messages of these passages relating to lust. i did not read the bible and decide it was a book on marriage and addiction.
the cliff notes version is that there is some genocide committed by the hebrews, then some against the hebrews, then they are just ruled over for a while, and all the while they want their temple back. and then this guy shows up and he's pretty cool but he doesn't come with a temple, but some people say he did and you just have to use your imagination. and at the very end there's some more genocide to round it out.
|Hooker - 2009-01-12 |
Was that Andrew Dice Clay? Did I just watch one of Andrew Dice Clay's routines? I didn't know he was a youth pastor.
|pastorofmuppets - 2009-01-12 |
-1 because it wasn't from GodTube
+1 for Ecclesiastes lead-in joke
-1 becuase I doubt that it was an ad lib* like he claimed going in
+1,000,000 because for the questions "is it OK for a guy" and "is it OK for a gal" he had two different answers.
*ad libitum, that is, "at one's pleasure"
|Cleaner82 - 2009-01-13 |
Well kudos to an unusually hip and unrehearsed answer to the question -- but basically he's saying yes, masturbation is a sin. Unless you can do it without lusting, which he admits you can't. Status quo, HIPLY.
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