Who the hell calls a jiu-jitsu tournament a kumite?
Saw this a while ago and had really hoped for more doodie.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
0:19 "This'll be on youtube tomarrow."
Eats a burrito, shits himself, kicks ass. AMERICAN.
|enki don't |
I'm so very sorry I did that,
And damn it, I'm adding a spirit-star for the "Agent White" I missed the first time through.
You squeeze someone too hard, and poop comes out. YAY
I could totally beat the shit out of that guy.
"Call off the match! Call off the maaatch!"
"Pass, Chuck, pass!"
+1 for this
Ok, ill do the obvious one.
"sit on his face Chuck!"
I enjoyed wrestling in junior high and high school but this is disgusting. Back then we were lean and smooth and the matches were quick and hard. Why would someone do this when they are old and fat and shitting themselves? Who wants a hairy, sweaty 250-pound man grinding on them?
Wrestling is gay jokes. Truly cutting edge comedy.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Both are growth industries. Wrestling and porn could both give this guy runs for his money.
or they could give him money for the runs
|Dr Dim |
I was expecting him to shit himself during the match, not RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING just because the other guy pulled guard.
wrist strapped, yep
gi's belted up nice and tight, OK, ready to go...
Oh wait, better shit myself! Ha, I nearly forgot.
Guy martial arts himself at a shit exhibition
I'm not saying the guy on the bottom wasn't trying, but wouldn't the realization that the guy on top of you had shit himself give you that extra adrenaline boost needed to get out from under him? Or at least tap out immediately?
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