eatenmyeyes 
I find this to be more realistic than the commercial with the chess LARPing marine.
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Xiphias
man if this is what makes you want to join, maybe you should
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dr_rock
False advertising! To be realistic, an IED should have blown his face off when he least expected it.
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Caminante
This is like that stage in God of War. Are we training the marines to kill gods?
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stanleypain
This is like that level in Quake.
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yoyo1
No empire has ever been so retarded
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Aoi
Do they even train marines to use swords? Even their sabres, let alone a MAGIC LONGSWORD?
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Meatsack Jones
Apparently only 10th level fighters with at least one +2 or better weapon need apply.
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xenocide
What they don't tell you is that only the top 5% of Marines ever get stationed in Middle Earth.
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ghostdad
"it is more than a trial by fire." Yes, also by lava monster
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DrCyclops
I wonder if the Roman Empire had ads saying "Join the Legion, fight a cyclops!"
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Concerned Citizen
My favorite part of those ads is the end when they morph into their uniforms. Badasses.
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bopeton
Marine boot camp is harder than Navy boot camp, but fortunately much, much shorter. (30 secs)
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OxygenThief
Roll for Damage.
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Syzygy
Are they so desparate they are going for us geeks now?
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Boogalooshrimp
Not pictured: Marines making fun of starving lava monster kids.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
So where's the Marine commercial where a bunch of them are snuggling next to each other in various mountain locales while fretting about the flying Nazgul?
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Adramelech
I remember seeing this ad for the first time as a kid, so it's probably at least 15 years old. It was probably made during the height of the SNES/Genesis era. Still hilarious.
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oogaBooga
That's a gnarly obstacle course. Boot camp is rough.
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Bort
No, the title does not sum it up. I was expecting a lava monster to say "Eh Marine!" and slap her on the back of the head. I want my money back.
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