|eatenmyeyes - 2006-07-18 |
I find this to be more realistic than the commercial with the chess LARPing marine.
|Xiphias - 2006-07-18 |
man if this is what makes you want to join, maybe you should
|dr_rock - 2006-07-18 |
False advertising! To be realistic, an IED should have blown his face off when he least expected it.
|Caminante - 2006-07-18 |
This is like that stage in God of War. Are we training the marines to kill gods?
|stanleypain - 2006-07-18 |
This is like that level in Quake.
|yoyo1 - 2006-07-18 |
No empire has ever been so retarded
|Aoi - 2006-07-18 |
Do they even train marines to use swords? Even their sabres, let alone a MAGIC LONGSWORD?
|Meatsack Jones - 2006-07-18 |
Apparently only 10th level fighters with at least one +2 or better weapon need apply.
|xenocide - 2006-07-18 |
What they don't tell you is that only the top 5% of Marines ever get stationed in Middle Earth.
|ghostdad - 2006-07-24 |
"it is more than a trial by fire." Yes, also by lava monster
|DrCyclops - 2006-07-24 |
I wonder if the Roman Empire had ads saying "Join the Legion, fight a cyclops!"
|Concerned Citizen - 2006-07-24 |
My favorite part of those ads is the end when they morph into their uniforms. Badasses.
|bopeton - 2006-07-31 |
Marine boot camp is harder than Navy boot camp, but fortunately much, much shorter. (30 secs)
|OxygenThief - 2006-07-31 |
Roll for Damage.
|Syzygy - 2006-09-04 |
Are they so desparate they are going for us geeks now?
|Boogalooshrimp - 2007-02-23 |
Not pictured: Marines making fun of starving lava monster kids.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-09 |
So where's the Marine commercial where a bunch of them are snuggling next to each other in various mountain locales while fretting about the flying Nazgul?
|Adramelech - 2007-08-04 |
I remember seeing this ad for the first time as a kid, so it's probably at least 15 years old. It was probably made during the height of the SNES/Genesis era. Still hilarious.
|oogaBooga - 2008-10-18 |
That's a gnarly obstacle course. Boot camp is rough.
|Bort - 2011-04-09 |
No, the title does not sum it up. I was expecting a lava monster to say "Eh Marine!" and slap her on the back of the head. I want my money back.
|Waugh - 2014-09-05 |
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.
ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
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