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Desc:That title pretty much sums it up...
Category:Advertisements, Military
Tags:monster, marines, lava, marine, sword
Submitted:eatenmyeyes
Date:07/18/06
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Comment count is 22
eatenmyeyes - 2006-07-18
I find this to be more realistic than the commercial with the chess LARPing marine.
Xiphias - 2006-07-18
man if this is what makes you want to join, maybe you should
dr_rock - 2006-07-18
False advertising! To be realistic, an IED should have blown his face off when he least expected it.
Caminante - 2006-07-18
This is like that stage in God of War. Are we training the marines to kill gods?
stanleypain - 2006-07-18
This is like that level in Quake.
yoyo1 - 2006-07-18
No empire has ever been so retarded
Aoi - 2006-07-18
Do they even train marines to use swords? Even their sabres, let alone a MAGIC LONGSWORD?
Meatsack Jones - 2006-07-18
Apparently only 10th level fighters with at least one +2 or better weapon need apply.
xenocide - 2006-07-18
What they don't tell you is that only the top 5% of Marines ever get stationed in Middle Earth.
ghostdad - 2006-07-24
"it is more than a trial by fire." Yes, also by lava monster
DrCyclops - 2006-07-24
I wonder if the Roman Empire had ads saying "Join the Legion, fight a cyclops!"
Concerned Citizen - 2006-07-24
My favorite part of those ads is the end when they morph into their uniforms. Badasses.
bopeton - 2006-07-31
Marine boot camp is harder than Navy boot camp, but fortunately much, much shorter. (30 secs)
OxygenThief - 2006-07-31
Roll for Damage.
Syzygy - 2006-09-04
Are they so desparate they are going for us geeks now?
Namor - 2007-07-05
That was my exact question. I mean, the Navy and the Air Force actively recruit WoW and LARP nerds, but I never knew the USMC was that hard up.

Boogalooshrimp - 2007-02-23
Not pictured: Marines making fun of starving lava monster kids.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-09
So where's the Marine commercial where a bunch of them are snuggling next to each other in various mountain locales while fretting about the flying Nazgul?
Adramelech - 2007-08-04
I remember seeing this ad for the first time as a kid, so it's probably at least 15 years old. It was probably made during the height of the SNES/Genesis era. Still hilarious.
oogaBooga - 2008-10-18
That's a gnarly obstacle course. Boot camp is rough.
Bort - 2011-04-09
No, the title does not sum it up. I was expecting a lava monster to say "Eh Marine!" and slap her on the back of the head. I want my money back.
Waugh - 2014-09-05
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.
ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
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