Sorry about the six fucking minutes of credit roll, but the prosthetic work here really has to be seen to be believed. "Buttface" looks like a goddamned burn victim.
(also, "Beaver" sounds creepily like Jon Stewart's impression of Dick Cheney, some 13 years early.)
Also, I have not seen this film (which is probably for the best) but there is a small black part of my soul that wonders if Daria is involved.
|Goethe and ernie |
Hou je kop, aarsknabbel.
This is FUCKING HORRIFYING!
I have nothing clever to say. No insightful commentary. I feel that this is all there is to say.
|Architeuthis Tux |
Five stars for the mercy of editing out those characters being naked.
Dear lord, why.
I have seen this. When I was in junior high, a friend of mine stole it from a local video store. In case you were wondering, the actors keep all the makeup on and stay in character during the hardcore scenes. It's horrifying.
Okay, canonically there's a lot of problems with this. First off, Buttface is way too eloquent and quick and on his feet. Second, the fact that they actually appear to get some is also really quite troublesome. But I think the fact that the girl takes off her towel at the end and they maintain something like composure really just shatters my suspension of disbelief. Also the Butthead impersonation was horrible. The Beavis wasn't so bad except for, you know, the muscles. So I guess I have to give this a C- as a Beavis and Butthead porn.
Obviously as a thing that exists... I... I try not to think about that.
If we're going to be pedantic internet faggots about Beavis & Butt-Head, I have to admit I'm vaguely surprised there never was an episode where they stumbled onto a porn shoot.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Butthead kinda looks like Alex Van Halen.
BTW, where I can I download this?
Your Friendly Local Torrent Site ought to be able to help, I'd imagine.
oh my god, the crayons, the subtitles, the cut to the man who mailed in his scene as buzzcut, the works!!
This is great.
This film ruined sex.
I pretty much have to 5 this.
Also what the hell is wrong with me that I really want to see the rest???
|Mike Jordan |
I'm Mister Heat Miser ...
|Louis Armstrong |
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My penis is weeping tears of blood.
|Corman's Inferno |
We zijn hier voor 'n vanille-inspectie.
|Syd Midnight |
I can't watch this
One of the few videos that made me vocalize.
"No. No, no, no, no, no."
|Caminante Nocturno |
That was incredibly uncomfortable.
Wasn't the whole point of Beavis and Butthead that they could never get laid at all? Doesn't this defeat that point?
|Old People |
"LEE" has a lot to answer for.
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