Yeah, that's right. as an ATHEIST, I believe god is a jerk. I also believe the easter bunny has rabies, santa is a cannibal, and the tooth fairy is a crack whore.
had me going for a bit there
Eh...this guy was funnier when it was just one video.
I love the nervous shaking. But this is well-worn territory.
I'd like to share a parable with you all:
One night a man had a dream that he was walking along the beach with Jesus. In the sky flashed scenes from his life. He noticed that in some of the scenes, there were two sets of footprints in the sand, while in others there was only one.
He asked Jesus, "Jesus, why is it that right over there I see only one pair of footprints?"
To which, Jesus replied: "There was a fucking tsunami, you idiot? Don't you read the news? Oh but I just had to be there with you so the Pats would win. You know what? You were a mistake." Then Jesus capped his ass.
Stephen Colbert wants his schtick back, and he wants you to pay him for the wear incurred.
Great loading pic.
I'd like to see this guy on GodTube. Like three people over there would get it.
Remove the tag 'irony' and replace with 'soul patch' to obtain additional star.
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