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Desc:Atheists believe that the Lord is mean and nasty. But that's just wrong.
Category:Religious, Humor
Tags:God, irony, atheists
Submitted:Justin Dohrmann
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Comment count is 11
TeenerTot - 2009-01-17
Yeah, that's right. as an ATHEIST, I believe god is a jerk. I also believe the easter bunny has rabies, santa is a cannibal, and the tooth fairy is a crack whore.
SolRo - 2009-01-17
had me going for a bit there
StanleyPain - 2009-01-17
Eh...this guy was funnier when it was just one video.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-01-17
I love the nervous shaking. But this is well-worn territory.

I'd like to share a parable with you all:

One night a man had a dream that he was walking along the beach with Jesus. In the sky flashed scenes from his life. He noticed that in some of the scenes, there were two sets of footprints in the sand, while in others there was only one.

He asked Jesus, "Jesus, why is it that right over there I see only one pair of footprints?"

To which, Jesus replied: "There was a fucking tsunami, you idiot? Don't you read the news? Oh but I just had to be there with you so the Pats would win. You know what? You were a mistake." Then Jesus capped his ass.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-01-17
"What about those holes next to my footprints?"
"It was then that I was riding my pogo stick."

CharlesSmith - 2010-04-04
David Cross, you are not.

Dib - 2009-01-17
Stephen Colbert wants his schtick back, and he wants you to pay him for the wear incurred.
Torture the Artist - 2009-04-11
I'm pretty sure Stephen Colbert didn't invent satire...

cognitivedissonance - 2009-01-18
Great loading pic.
Camonk - 2009-01-18
I'd like to see this guy on GodTube. Like three people over there would get it.
Twitch - 2009-01-18
Remove the tag 'irony' and replace with 'soul patch' to obtain additional star.
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