I have been waiting 8 long years to be able to say this:

This right here was the Bush years in a nutshell.

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=51611

there is no way this didnt show up as a dupe when you submitted it, it was yesterday for christssake.

There is a clown telling me to abstain from sex.

He has arguments. Maybe they are good arguments. Perhaps they might save my life, or lead me to a more profound understanding of happiness.

But, he's a clown.