|dr_mr_vandertramps - 2009-01-19 |
Awfully good with your hands, Derek Dye.
|millerman13 - 2009-01-19 |
Choke on a dick and die, Derek Dye.
|UmbilicalFiend - 2009-01-19 |
When I was in middle school we had a surly black man tell us that eminem is a lying scumbag and that 1 in 4 of the girls in the audience were going to be raped.
fuck this mickey mouse bullshit.
When I was in 8th grade I went to a county prison for a "scared straight" kinda thing. It was more comical than scary, mainly because all of the inmates were in there for DUI or passing bad checks.
They also took us to the Philly morgue (similar reason), which actually did fuck me up.
This guy needs to be beaten.
|CharlesSmith - 2009-01-19 |
I'm sorry, but juggling and a hat does not a clown make. I ain't seen shit for nose, shit for makeup, he's not speaking in gibberish, there's no physicality to what he's doing. If he's a clown he should own the space.
This guy is just a run-of-the-mill abstinence busker. Worse than that, because at least buskers are entertaining enough to get change from tourists.
|Sudan no1 - 2009-01-19 |
The dream is very delicate, like this piece of tissue paper. Or like a teenager's hymen, ripped apart by a trobbing clown penis...
Also, never take any risks, kids!
|UnderANeonHalo - 2009-01-19 |
These parents deserve the crack babies their children will spawn.
|Cheese - 2009-01-19 |
Abstinence only education, the only sex-ed virgins like Mr. Dye are capable of teaching.
|Senator_Unger - 2009-01-19 |
Your continued existence in this life is a risk, kids! Better go kill yourself now! Hurry up, before you make another mistake!
abstinence means "staying away from things that will harm you"
what like fire you hypocrite?
keep your made up definitions of words and your puritanical view of sex away from my kids.
or machetes, or ladders over your face.
|themilkshark - 2009-01-20 |
His brothers had premarital sex, and it stole away their dream of wearing a red derby in a school gym talking to little kids about sex?
|Dib - 2009-01-20 |
So his dream was to balance stuff on his chin and bullshit kids for a living (purportedly at tax payer expense?)
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-01-20 |
This guy isn't advocating abstinence, he's advocating cowardice.
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