Yeah, Amy can be kind of a bitch, but you've got to understand how much shit she's going through now. Ever since Dina got married and Laurie moved to Colorado, Maureen has had nobody around to share her self-pitying bullshit with, and hoo boy you better believe there's a lot of that now that Bob is cheating on her again. So what if she wants to screen her calls? It really is none of your business.

lady I don't give a flying fuck what you think is right or wrong

Madam is never home.

We need a turtleneck tag.

KIND of a bitch? Man I'd hate to see the kind of person that GQ considers a real bitch.

I think peanut butter is the best medicine! I think China should be watched more closely! They're up to something! I think everything's too expensive -- when I was a kid a house cost a nickel!

She spreads her mayo on toast at the same time as giving a lesson because her time is very valuable.

0:31.

That was when I wanted to backhand her.

Repeatedly.

I know what she needs, and I'm prepared to give it to her.

People who dial wrong numbers deserve to be put to death.

I couldn't imagine in what context this video was originally shown, but I found a comment on their website that makes it clear.

"They made me watch this whole video when I was at a mental hospital as a kid...."

This was like watching Seinfeld and Fraser at the same time. What kind of degree do you think you get to become an authority on matters like these?

WTF! That bitch hung up on her friend without even saying goodbye. Nice manners.

I would love to know what this lady thinks about internet manners. ;-)

I need to know the demographic that this video was aimed at.

She should make sexual harassment videos for temp agencies.

"Even on personal calls, your voice should sound interested in the other person"

If you do it right, they'll never know you're an emotionless automaton.

I didn't realize there were instructional videos for being a bitch.

Andy Rooney looks kind of like an older and plainer Kelly LeBrock when he is in drag.